Yes Man Ukulele chords by Ben Folds

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D  G

G
Why didn't you tell me that
I got fat?

Em/Db
It's so easy I could see it now looking back

Cmaj7                G    D
As I empty one more round of smiling photographs

G
So many things you never mentioned to me
Em/Db
You didn't think I could listen
Cmaj7
Do I come across so weak?
 G        D
I guess sometimes I am

 A
Now you're so gone
 C Cm      G       A
Oh, I don't need a yes man and a song
   Em/Db G
Oh, why didn't you tell me 'bout it?

 G
I watched a patch of morning light
 Em/Db
As it crept across the bed and it reached your sleepy eyes
 Cmaj7        G      D
And in that time, I'd forgotten why


G
I couldn't tell you why I was mad
Em/Db
So I held it in and you kept it back
Cmaj7
Every picture that I click And drag
 G  D
It's obvious

 A
Now you're so gone
 C Cm      G       A
Oh, I don't need a yes man and a song
   Em/Db G
Oh, why didn't you tell me 'bout it?

A   Cmaj7    G
I know, sometimes you try to talk to me
 Cm F         G
And I make a joke of it
A        F
I do that sometimes
 C7     A
I know it's gonna hurt

G
Why didn't you tell me that I got fat?
   Em/Db
Now I'm crying all the way from the photoman
 Cmaj7
Cause I see I got more chins than
   G     D
A Chinese phonebook has

 A
Now you're so gone
 C Cm      G       A
Oh, I don't need a yes man and a song
   Em/Db G
Oh, why didn't you tell me 'bout it?

A
Oh
   Em/Db G
Oh, why didn't you tell me 'bout it?

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