Bitches Ain't Shit chords by Ben Folds

C  Am  Em
      Bitches ain't shit,

C  Am  Em
      Bitches ain't shit


C           Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Em           G
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

C              Am
Lets get the fuck out after you're done

Em            G
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

F
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats

G
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets


C          Am
Peep that shit, got deep and it was on

Em          G
Number one song after number one song

C           Am
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat

Em               G
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

F
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do

G
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two

F
And the ends that she got meant nothin'

G
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit


C        Am         Em
    Bitches can't hang with the streets

G
She found herself short

C        Am    Em
Now she's takin' me to court

G
That's some real conversation for your ass


C         Am
I once had a bitch named Mandy May

Em               G
Used to be up in them guts like everyday

C               Am
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung

Em               G
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung

F
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

G
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood

F
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

G
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time


F
I'm back in the muthafuckin' county jail

Em
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

C
I get's released on a hot sunny day

Am
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre

F
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news

Em
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues

C
I ain't been out a second


Now I already gotta do

G
Some muthafuckin chin checkin


C            Am
Move up the block as we groove down the block

Em            G
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock

C         Am
Kick in the door, I look on the floor

Em
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe

F
I uncocked my shit...

G
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked


Man, fuck that bitch!
...3,...4,...


C           Am
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

Em           G
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick

C              Am
Lets get the fuck out after you're done

Em            G
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...

F
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright

G
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night

F
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats

G
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets


C          Am
Peep that shit, got deep and it was on

Em          G
Number one song after number one song

C           Am
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat

Em               G
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at

F
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do

G
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two

F
And the ends that she got meant nothin'

G
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

C       Am         Em
Bitches can't hang with the streets

G
She found herself short

C          Am     Em
So now she's takin' me to court

G
That's some real conversation for your ass

C       Am      Em    G
Bitches can't hang with the streets

C       Am      Em    G
Bitches can't hang with the streets

C       Am      Em    G
Bitches can't hang with the streets

C       Am      Em    G
Bitches can't hang with the streets