You Can't Handle This Acoustic chords by Five Iron Frenzy

Intro:
F    G    Dsus2  Bb
F    G    Dsus2  Bb
F    G    Dsus2  Bb
F    G    Dsus2  Bb

Verse:
F
Making young girls pine
Am
I don't have the time
Bb
Babies get in line
F       C
I've got a protractor
F

Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"
Am
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Bb
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
F      C
On my calculator
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F    C  Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

Chorus:
F
No, No, No
C        Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C        Bb
You can't handle this

Verse:
F
Through my glasses glare
Am
You'll see savoir faire
Bb
Beneath my icy stare
F       C
I've got a retainer
F
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Am
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Bb
Maybe even Texas Instruments
F         C
Thinks that I'm coplanar
Dm
If you're up
C
And if you want
F    C Dm
A piece of me
C
Wave goodbye
A
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

Chorus:
F
No, No, No
C        Bb
You can't handle this
F
No, No, No
C        Bb
You can't handle this

Bridge:
G      Dm
And Leonard Nemoy
Bb        F
Can't stand up to this
G      Dm
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bb       F
Bows beneath my fists
G    Dm
And I am awesome
Bb
Awesome
F       C
I am the awesomest

Chorus:
G
No, No, No
D        C
You can't handle this
G
No, No, No
D        C
You can't handle this

Outro:
G D C
G D C
G