You Can't Handle This Acoustic chords by Five Iron Frenzy

Chords with lyrics

Intro:
FF    G+G    Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb
FF    G+G    Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb
FF    G+G    Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb
FF    G+G    Dsus2Dsus2  Bb majorBb

Verse:
FF
Making young girls pine
A minorAm
I don't have the time
Bb majorBb
Babies get in line
FF       C majorC
I've got a protractor
FF
Got a stapler now It goes "ka-ching"
A minorAm
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Bb majorBb
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
FF      C majorC
On my calculator
DmDm
If you're up
C majorC
And if you want
FF    C majorC  DmDm
A augmentedA piece of me
C majorC
Wave goodbye
A augmentedA
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

Chorus:
FF
No, No, No
C majorC        Bb majorBb
You can't handle this
FF
No, No, No
C majorC        Bb majorBb
You can't handle this

Verse:
FF
Through my glasses glare
A minorAm
You'll see savoir faire
Bb majorBb
Beneath my icy stare
FF       C majorC
I've got a retainer
FF
Maybe I'm the physics main event
A minorAm
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Bb majorBb
Maybe even Texas Instruments
FF         C majorC
Thinks that I'm coplanar
DmDm
If you're up
C majorC
And if you want
FF    C majorC DmDm
A augmentedA piece of me
C majorC
Wave goodbye
A augmentedA
And blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

Chorus:
FF
No, No, No
C majorC        Bb majorBb
You can't handle this
FF
No, No, No
C majorC        Bb majorBb
You can't handle this

Bridge:
G+G      DmDm
And Leonard Nemoy
Bb majorBb        FF
Can't stand up to this
G+G      DmDm
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bb majorBb       FF
Bows beneath my fists
G+G    DmDm
And I am awesome
Bb majorBb
Awesome
FF       C majorC
I am the awesomest

Chorus:
G+G
No, No, No
D MajorD        C majorC
You can't handle this
G+G
No, No, No
D MajorD        C majorC
You can't handle this

Outro:
G+G D MajorD C majorC
G+G D MajorD C majorC
G+G