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Intro:
A Dm Gm Fmaj7 Abmaj7 Gm7 C Fmaj7
A Dm Gm7 Fmaj7 Ab Gm7 C
F
Verse 1:
F
She wanted a hotel with a lobby
Am/E
He penciled her in as a hobby
Eb Bbmaj7
Jimmy and Johnny go kamikazes
F
Tom's 30 years buildin’ the business
Am/E
Were not enough to keep him in it
Eb Bb
Now it's born 100 proof forgiveness
Chorus:
A Em7/G
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F
It's nowhere near, it's nowhere far
Eb Dm7
It doesn't matter who you are
C
God save the radio star
A Em7
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 Fmaj7
You can bring your dream guitar
Ebmaj7 Dm7
Sing me songs of days gone far
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
We can get away
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
away
Verse 2:
F
She had a face, he had a problem
Am
She was a Jew, he was a Muslim
Eb Bb
Now they’re hiding out, in old Jerusalem
F
They had a son they named him Cegrid
Am/E
C gave them something to believe in
Eb Bbmaj7
If you can blink, you can’t conceive him
Chorus:
A Em7
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F
It's nowhere near, it's nowhere far
Eb Dm7
It doesn't matter who you are
C
God save the shooting star
A Em7
Let's go down to the nowhere bar
Gm7 F
You can bring your dream guitar
Eb Dm7
Sit in with the band from Mars
C Eb Bb F
You can get away
C Eb Bb F
away
[Bridge - Instrumental]
A D Bm E Dbm Gbm Bm E
A Em7 Gm7 F Cm7 Bbmaj7 E A
A D Bm7 D E Dbm Gbm Bm E
A D Bm E
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
Away
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
Away
A C Gm7 F Ebmaj7 Dm7 C
Away
Verse 3:
F
Where did you go Dr Jebago?
C/E
Rome, Solaren, or free Key Largo
Eb Bbmaj7
Turn around at Cabo Wabo
C
Iron John powered up to rally
Dm7
Gonna hit the floor with Mustang Sally
C/Bb F
1 2 3 you're off back to Cali
Chorus:
A Em7
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 Fmaj7
It's nowhere near, it's nowhere far
Ebmaj7 Dm7
We'll drink a toast to FDR
C
God save the Silver Star
A Em7
Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F
Trade in your old VCR
Ebmaj7 Dm7
Solo with the band from Mars
A Em7
Taxi, to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F Ebmaj7 Dm7
1013 millibars, dollars, pesos, or dinars
C
There goes the Hollywood Star
A Em7
Come on down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F
Download it to your toolbar
Eb Dm7
A callous Porsche or Shangri La
We can get a…
A Em7
Get on down to the Nowhere Bar
Gm Fmaj7
She's sittin' on your handlebars
Ebmaj7 Dm7
F-O-A your NPRs
C
God save the Ringo Starr
A Em7
Only down at the Nowhere Bar
Gm7 F
You're as special as you are
Eb Dm7
Shy no more men along the bar
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
We can get away
C Ebmaj7 Bb F
away
Outro:
A Dm Gm F Ab Gm Gm7 F
A Dm Gm F Ab Gm Gm7 F
A Dm Gm Fmaj7 Abmaj7 Gm Gm7 F
A Dm Gm7 Fmaj7 Abmaj7 Gm7 Cm7 Fmaj7
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Published: February 24, 2026
Last Updated: February 25, 2026