Weeaboo Song chords by Filthy Frank

Intro:
C Am G F

Verse 1:

C
Konnichiwa, senpai

Am
Please notice me

G
I watch Asian cartoons

F
I'm a weeaboo

C
I live in my mom's house

Am
I'm like 32

G
I collect swords and throwing stars

F
'Cause I'm a weeaboo

C
Sticks and stones may break my bones

Am
But I will always be one step ahead of you

G
Because I read the manga

F
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?)

C
I haven't showered in like 16 weeks

Am
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me

G
'Cause all of a sudden

F
I think I'm Japanese

Chorus:

C
Yes, I'm a weeaboo

Am
Yes, I'm a weeaboo

G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo

F
Yes, I'm a weeaboo

C
A filthy weeaboo
(Naruto's so overrated)

Am
A dirty weeaboo
(You wanna see my katana collection?)

G
A fucking weeaboo
(I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone)

F
A disgusting weeaboo
(So I'm like basically Japanese now)

Verse 2:

C
I live at my computer desk

Am
And argue with teenagers on the internet

G
About atheism

F
And how Japan is superior to other countries

C
I learned a bit of Japanese

Am
So now i'm qualified to be a part of their community

G                   F
So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu

Chorus:

C
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)

Am
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)

G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh, k-konnichiwa)

F
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Yeah, domo arigato)

C
A filthy weeaboo
(...)

Am
A dirty weeaboo

G
A fucking weeaboo

F
A disgusting weeaboo