Chords with lyrics
Intro:
C majorC A minorAm G+G FF
Verse 1:
C majorC
Konnichiwa, senpai
A minorAm
Please notice me
G+G
I watch Asian cartoons
FF
I'm a weeaboo
C majorC
I live in my mom's house
A minorAm
I'm like 32
G+G
I collect swords and throwing stars
FF
'Cause I'm a weeaboo
C majorC
Sticks and stones may break my bones
A minorAm
But I will always be one step ahead of you
G+G
Because I read the manga
FF
(You're such a fucking pleb, are you even even Japanese bro?)
C majorC
I haven't showered in like 16 weeks
A minorAm
All my friends and peers are ashamed of me
G+G
'Cause all of a sudden
FF
I think I'm Japanese
Chorus:
C majorC
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
A minorAm
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
G+G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
FF
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
C majorC
A augmentedA filthy weeaboo
(Naruto's so overrated)
A minorAm
A augmentedA dirty weeaboo
(You wanna see my katana collection?)
G+G
A augmentedA fucking weeaboo
(I'm learning Japanese on Rosetta Stone)
FF
A augmentedA disgusting weeaboo
(So I'm like basically Japanese now)
Verse 2:
C majorC
I live at my computer desk
A minorAm
And argue with teenagers on the internet
G+G
About atheism
FF
And how Japan is superior to other countries
C majorC
I learned a bit of Japanese
A minorAm
So now i'm qualified to be a part of their community
G+G FF
So i made my avatar a kawaii waifu
Chorus:
C majorC
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)
A minorAm
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Ninjas are still real, okay?)
G+G
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Uh, k-konnichiwa)
FF
Yes, I'm a weeaboo
(Yeah, domo arigato)
C majorC
A augmentedA filthy weeaboo
(...)
A minorAm
A augmentedA dirty weeaboo
G+G
A augmentedA fucking weeaboo
FF
A augmentedA disgusting weeaboo