The Bad Touch chords by Feuerschwanz

Key: Dm

Intro:


Dm Dm

D5 D5 D5 F5

D5 F5 C5 Bb5 Gm    x2



Verse 1:

  Dm                  F5
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
           C5
Me and you do the kind of stuff
          Bb
That only Prince would sing about
            Dm
So put your hands down my pants
         F5
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
        C5
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
              Bb
And you're getting two thumbs up
           Dm
You've had enough of two-hand touch
            F5
You want it rough you're out of bounds
           C5
I want you smothered want you covered
        Bb
Like my Waffle house hashbrowns
                  Dm
Come quicker than FedEx never reach
                       F5
An apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
           C5
To make me rise an hour early just
     Bb5
Like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus:

Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5                           Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5
So let's do it like they do
          Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

D5 F5 C5 Bb5 Gm    x4

Verse 2:

Dm                           F5
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
         C5
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
         Bb
Only God knows where we stuck it
               Dm
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
           F5
I wanna be down in your South Seas
          C5
But I got this notion that the motion
        Bb5
Of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
           Dm
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
F5
В-5 you sunk my battleship
               C5
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee
            Bb5
With an automatic drip
           Dm
So show me yours I'll show you mine
                   F5
"Tool Time" you'll lovett just like Lyle
               C5
And then we'll do it doggy style
          Bb5
So we can both watch "X-Files!"

Chorus:

Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5                           Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5
So let's do it like they do
          Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

D5 F5 C5 Bb5 Gm    x4

Chorus:

Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5                           Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5
So let's do it like they do
          Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

Chorus:

Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5                           Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5
So let's do it like they do
          Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

Chorus:

Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5                           Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
Dm                    F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
         C5
So let's do it like they do
          Bb5
On the Discovery Channel

Outro:

Dm Dm C5 B5 Bb5     x3
Bb5 Bb5 Gm Dm