The Bad Touch chords by Feuerschwanz

Chords with lyrics

Key: DmDm

Intro:


DmDm Dm

D5D5 D5 D5D5 F5F5

D5D5 F5F5 C5C5 Bb5Bb5 G minorGm  x2


Verse 1:

 DmDm         F5F5
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
      C5C5
Me and you do the kind of stuff
     Bb majorBb
That only Prince would sing about
      DmDm
So put your hands down my pants
     F5F5
And I'll bet you'll feel nuts
    C5C5
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
       Bb majorBb
And you're getting two thumbs up
      DmDm
You've had enough of two-hand touch
      F5F5
You want it rough you're out of bounds
      C5C5
I want you smothered want you covered
    Bb majorBb
Like my Waffle house hashbrowns
         DmDm
Come quicker than FedEx never reach
            F5F5
An apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
      C5C5
To make me rise an hour early just
   Bb5Bb5
Like Daylight Savings Time

Chorus:

DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5              Bb5Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5
So let's do it like they do
     Bb5Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

D5D5 F5F5 C5C5 Bb5Bb5 G minorGm  x4

Verse 2:

DmDm              F5F5
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
     C5C5
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt
     Bb majorBb
Only God knows where we stuck it
        DmDm
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
      F5F5
I wanna be down in your South Seas
     C5C5
But I got this notion that the motion
    Bb5Bb5
Of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
      DmDm
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide
F5F5
В-5 you sunk my battleship
        C5C5
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee
      Bb5Bb5
With an automatic drip
      DmDm
So show me yours I'll show you mine
          F5F5
"Tool Time" you'll lovett just like Lyle
        C5C5
And then we'll do it doggy style
     Bb5Bb5
So we can both watch "X-Files!"

Chorus:

DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5              Bb5Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5
So let's do it like they do
     Bb5Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

D5D5 F5F5 C5C5 Bb5Bb5 G minorGm  x4

Chorus:

DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5              Bb5Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5
So let's do it like they do
     Bb5Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

Chorus:

DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5              Bb5Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5
So let's do it like they do
     Bb5Bb5
On the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now!

Chorus:

DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5              Bb5Bb5
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now!
DmDm          F5F5
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
     C5C5
So let's do it like they do
     Bb5Bb5
On the Discovery Channel

Outro:

DmDm Dm C5C5 B5B5 Bb5Bb5   x3
Bb5Bb5 Bb5 G minorGm DmDm