Chords with lyrics
Key: G+G
Intro:
G+G D MajorD G+G
Verse 1:
G+G
Wash all the pots and linens
C majorC G+G
Find a psychoanalyst
C majorC G+G
Go the bank and deposit checks
D MajorD G+G
Sweep up the shattered dish
Verse 2:
G+G
Return everything that I've borrowed
C majorC G+G
Change all the bloody gauze
C majorC G+G
Buy a spinach colored dinner jacket
D MajorD G+G
Defy all natural laws
Chorus:
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, cancel better homes and gardens
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, admire gothic arches
Verse 3:
G+G
Become a lot more happy
C majorC G+G
Build a maze of Styrofoam
C majorC G+G
Befriend an unfortunate lunatic
D MajorD G+G
Wail on a saxophone
Verse 4:
G+G
Walk down the road into darkness
C majorC G+G
Fall in an orchestra pit
C majorC G+G
Have an affair in the provinces
D MajorD G+G
Bring flowers to thе sick
Chorus:
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, find out what's killing the bees
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, proclaim a lasting peace
Verse 5:
G+G
Opеn the blinds, let the light in
C majorC G+G
Stand in the amorous rays
C majorC G+G
Rise up in the name of liberty
D MajorD G+G
Throw out my fascist berets
Verse 6:
G+G
Purchase balloons for the ballroom
C majorC G+G
Buy some asparagus
C majorC G+G
Buy a harmonium and powdered wig
D MajorD G+G
Buy after dinner mints
Chorus:
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, buy head cheese and hock of ham
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, become a family man
Guitar Solo:
G+G D MajorD G+G
Verse 7:
G+G
Finish the wealth of nations
C majorC G+G
Discover a miracle drug
C majorC G+G
Learn all supreme court justices' names
D MajorD G+G
And test the limits of love
Verse 8:
G+G
Acquire more guilty pleasures
C majorC G+G
Sit and watch as the plague goes by
C majorC G+G
Wash the hot fry stains from my hands
D MajorD G+G
And laugh until I cry
Chorus:
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, throw out all the songs I wrote
C majorC B minorBm C majorC D MajorD
Ooh oh oh, and buy a buckskin coat
Outro:
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD
G+G C majorC G+G C majorC G+G D MajorD G+G