Malaprops chords by Father John Misty

Malaprops
(Father John Misty)

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Oh I just love the kind of woman who can walk over a man
                C         Em    Am
I mean like a goddamn marching band
                Bm      C         Em          Am
She says like literally music is the air she breathes
                         Bm             D7      Em
And the malaprops make me wanna fucking scream
                Bm              D7      Em
I wonder if she even knows what that word means
           Bm         Am
Well it's literally not that

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Of the few main things I hate about her
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One?s her petty vogue ideas
                        C               Em            Am
Someone?s been told too many times they're beyond their years
     Bm         C       Em      Am
By every half-wit of distinction she keeps around
        Bm      D7      Em
And now every insufferable convo
        Bm      D7              Em
Features her patiently explaining the cosmos
        Bm      Am
Of which she is in the middle

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Oh my god I swear this never happens
C          D7                   Am
Lately I can't stop the wheels from spinning
C               Am
I feel so unconvincing
                C Am
When I fumble with your buttons

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She blames her excess on my influence
    C        Em     Am
But gladly hoovers all my drugs
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I found her naked with her best friend in the tub
Bm              C       Em      Am
And we sang Silent Night in three parts which was fun
                         Bm             D7      Em
Until she said that she sounds just like Sarah Vaughan
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I hate that soulful affectation white girls put on
                        Bm      Am
Why don't you move to the delta
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I obliged later on when you begged me to choke you