Christmas Message chords by Fascinating Aida

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse:
C majorC
Christmas comes but once a year
A minorAm
And when it comes it brings good cheer
 DmDm      G+G    C majorC   G+G
A augmentedA season of goodwill and fun
C majorC
And yet while most of us feel festive
E minorEm
Grinches out there just get restive
  D MajorD           G+G
And spoil it all for everyone

Pre-Chorus:
      FF              C majorC    A7A7
Though it’s too much to expect you to be nice
    D7D7                  G+G
You’ll find that life is easier with this advice

Chorus:
G+G  C majorC
Try not to be a cunt – it’s Christmas.
            Dm7Dm7
Take a tip from Santa’s elf
  G7G7            Am7Am7        D MajorD
The rest of us are doing our best to be jolly
  D7D7                        G+G
So don’t go looking like you’ve swallowed a bunch of holly
C majorC                FF
Don’t shout at carol singers and tell them to stop
F minorFm                G+G   D#D#
Don’t buy your presents from the Oxfam shop
  C majorC       FF   E7E7      A minorAm
For fuck’s sake be merry, have another sherry
  D7D7     G7G7  C majorC
And try not to be a cunt.
       A7A7
(’Cos Santa’s coming)
D7D7     G7G7  C majorC
Try not to be a cunt.
         A7A7
(Look, there’s a reindeer.)
D7D7     Dm7Dm7 G7G7 C majorC
Try not to be a cunt
G+G                C majorC
C–U–N–T cuntidy cuntidy cunt.