You Spit When You Talk chords by Jimmy Fallon

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It's so hard to have a conversation with you
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It's not what you say or what you do
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You're my real good friend yes that I must admit
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That's why it breaks my heart to tell you this

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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah, I had to say it
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Got something to say
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And then you go and spray it
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I got a dry-cleaning bill and
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I'm gonna make you pay it
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You spit when you talk
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Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Well, at the office party
You sang karaoke
Electrocuted yourself
Singing "Okie from Muskogee"
It's not a little secret
No, it's something that is known
If you want to talk about it
Can't you call me on the phone?

Because you spit when you talk
And I'm just being honest
Everything I own
Has your saliva on it
If I talk to you much longer
I swear I'm gonna vomit
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

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Now the only friends you have
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Are on Facebook and on MySpace
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They all talk behind your back
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'Cause it's the only dry place
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You were so excited at the game
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When Jeter had a triple
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Got my T-shirt so wet that everybody saw my nipples

You spit when you talk
And it ain't getting better
I know what you had for dinner
'Cause it's right here on my sweater
If you've got an interpreter
You'd better go and get her
You spit when you talk
Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk

Oh yeah yeah, you spit when you talk