Difficulty
Intermediate
Rate for accuracy
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Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
πΈ Intro:
F C F C
F C F C
πΈ Verse:
F C F C
O'er grassy dale, and lowland scene
F C F
Come see, come hear, the English Scheme.
C C C F F C
The lower-class, want brass, bad chests, scrounge fags.
F C
The clever ones tend to emigrate
πΈ Bridge:
F F C F
πΈ Verse:
C F F C F C
Like your psychotic big brother, who left home
F C
For jobs in Holland, Munich, Rome
F C
He's thick but he struck it rich, switch
C C F C
The commune crap, camp bop, middle-class, flip-flop
F F C
Guess that's why they end up in bands
F C
He's the green piece in us all
F C F
He's the creep-creep in us all
C
Condescends to black men
F C
Very nice to them
F C F C
They talk of Chile while driving through Haslingden
F C F C
You got sixty hour weeks, and stone stone toilet back-gardens
C C C C
Peter Cook's jokes, bad dope, check shirts, lousy groups
D C A
Point their fingers at America
πΈ Bridge:
A C D
C D C
πΈ Verse:
D A D C
Down pokey quaint streets in Cambridge
D A A D
Cycles our distant spastic heritage
D F C# C C
Its a gay red, roundhead, army career, grim head
F C C
If we was smart we'd emigrate
πΈ Outro:
C C C# F C
Song History
Published: June 13, 2021
Last Updated: September 10, 2025