Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet chords by Fall Out Boy

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Dm

Difficulty: Intermediate

Intro:
Dm

Verse 1:
Bb  C       Dm      Asus4 Dm
Mr. Sandman showing his beam
Asus4 Dm Bb             C              Dm
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Bb      C        Dm  Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Surfed out brain waves flick back and forth
     Bb       C              Dm
Like old headlights sniffing model glue again
Bb          C
Head like a steel trap
Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm        Bb        C                 Dm
Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't
   Bb        C     Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm Bm   C       Dm
I don't just want to be a footnote in someone else's happiness

Chorus 1:
Bb        C       Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       C                Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
        Bb        C
Does he know the way
        Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does he know the way
       Bb                  C              Dm
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?


Post-Chorus:
    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
          Bb             F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                  Dm     Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
     Bb                        C
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
   Bb
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
    C
Oh, darling...

Bb C Dm  Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Bb C Dm


Verse 2:
Aw
Bb C
Tempest in a teacup
Dm N.C.
Get unique
Bb       C         Dm
Peroxide princess, shine like shark teeth
Bb C
It's a sign
Dm  Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
It's a sign
        Bb         C             Dm
It's a sign - what if you peaked early?


Chorus 2:
Bb        C       Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       C                Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
        Bb        C
Does he know the way
        Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does he know the way
       Bb                  C              Dm
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Bb
Does he
C      Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm Bb
Does he know the way I worship
C   Dm
Our love?
Bb        C       Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does your husband know the way
         Bb       C                Dm
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?


Post-Chorus:
    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
          Bb             F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                  Dm     Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
     Bb                        C
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
   Bb
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
    C
Oh, darling...


Bridge:
Bb                C   Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Oh, does your husband know?
                   Bb
Does your husband know?
              C   Dm     Bb
Does your husband know?
C       Dm Asus4 Dm Asus4 Dm
Does he know,
does he know,
        Bb C Dm
does he know? Oh oh oh...


Post-Chorus:
    F      C                 Dm
But I will never end up like him
          Bb             F
Behind my back I already am
                 C                  Dm     Bb
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
     Bb                        C
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
     Dm                 C
The last time you came through
     Bb                        C
Oh, darling I know what you're going through