Lazy As Fuck chords by Evil Cowards

INTRO
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E G C x2

VERSE 1 PART A
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E                    G                     C
 Is it 'cause you're merely down on your luck
                            D
Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck
                    Em
Pick the words that best describe you
D                 G
 Hide them in the soles of your shoes

E                 G                 C
 Can you feel the fury's running a muck
                                D
Running over you like a monster truck
                          Em
You're not doing what you were born to do
D                         G
 Stop pretending like you don't know it's true

VERSE 1 PART B
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Dm            C              G
 The thing I like most about you
                                     Dm
Is that you're held together with glue
                 C                   G
And you let them tell what you can't do
                             F
Even though they all do it too
           Am                G
Now you're getting what you give
Everything is relative
F                 Am             F
 Increase the cost we both are lost
    Am               G
Now that I live with you

 (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   1   .   2   .   3   .   4   .   1   .   2   .   3   .   4   .
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------5---5-----5h7-|
D|---------------------------------------3---5---7-----------7-----|
A|-----------------------------------5-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

BREAK
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E       G    C   (Am)
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4

E E
Bm A G E/A
Bm A G Aadd9

VERSE 2 PART A
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E          G                         C
 Is it our society that's making you sick
                                     D
Or could it be you're just a nasty prick
                 Em
Hiding all your meanest faces
D                   G
 Retreating to your hiding places

E                 G                       C
 Is the quicksand you're in running too quick
                                            D
Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick
                   Em
And everything you do goes nowhere
D                     G
 It's as if you let Delilah cut your hair

VERSE 2 PART B
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Dm                   C
But you got a couple good things going for you
G                         Dm
 You got a pentagram tattoo
           C             G
And an authentic didgeridoo
Even though you can't carry a tune
F        Am                  G
 And the good times have to end
I hope to see you around here again
F            Am
 You best believe
              F
That I can't leave
Am                 G
When I'm still in you

 (Keep strumming G)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
   1   .   2   .   3   .   4   .   1   .   2   .   3   .   4   .
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------5---5-----5h7-|
D|---------------------------------------3---5---7-----------7-----|
A|-----------------------------------5-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

OUTRO
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E       G    C   (Am)
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4
E

KEY
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/   slide up
\   slide down
~   let ring
b   bend
r   release bend
h   hammer-on
p   pull-off
v   vibrato
X   muted string