Have You Seen My Sister Evelyn chords by Evelyn Evelyn

Intro:
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Verse 1:
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Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
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Dang she’s gone and wandered off again.
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I’ve been looking high and low,
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Where oh where’d my sister go?
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She’s been known to spend some time,
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With a sailor friend of mine.
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I called him up and what’d he say?
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“I ain’t seen that girl today.”

Chorus:
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So if you see my sister Evelyn,
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Tell that girl to hurry home again.
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Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

Verse 2:
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Is she with the doctor or the plumber, or the dentist or the handyman?
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Did she go to India or Africa, or Wichita or Pakistan?
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Did she go and join the Navy, or go completely crazy,
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Or is she playing a trick on me?
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Did she run off with the barber, the professor, or the banker, or the clergyman?
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Is it possible that she could be in Timbuktu, or Katmandu or Vegas or Uzbekistan?
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She learning how to do-do, the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
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Oh golly where could that girl be?

Solo:
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Verse 3:
C
Have you seen my sister Evelyn?
D
Dang she’s gone and wandered off again.
G
I’ve been looking high and low,
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Where oh where’d my sister go?
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She’s been known to jump a train,
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With a gal we know from down the lane.
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I looked her up and wha’d she say?
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 “I ain’t seen that girl in days.”

Chorus:
   C
So if you see my sister Evelyn,
D
Tell that girl to hurry home again.
G                                 C
Where oh where’d my sister Evelyn go?

Verse 4:
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Is my floozy sister with the doctor, or the drummer, or the dentist or the handyman?
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Did that ho bag quit her job and run off with that dick head Mike to India Guantanamo or Panama or Disneyland?
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Is she studying Kabbalah? Did she win a million dollars?
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Or is she dead in a ditch somewhere?

Outro:
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So if you see my sister Evelyn,
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Tell that girl to hurry home again.
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