You Only Want Me Cause You Want My Sister chords by Evelyn Evelyn

Chords with lyrics

C majorC D MajorD G+G

G+G                    D MajorD
You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
    E minorEm     C majorC
In your ‘69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
    G+G                  D MajorD
And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
     E minorEm
For some Trojans and a six-pack,
C majorC                   A minorAm
Still your eyes kept wandering back to her,
     C majorC
It’s always her
                       D MajorD
So let’s get one thing straightened out here, sir

Chorus
    C majorC          D MajorD
If you think you’re seeing double
    G+G       E minorEm
Let me save you some trouble
   C majorC        D MajorD         G+G
This ain’t no two-for-one bargain here, mister
    C majorC         D MajorD
‘Cause I’m much more than just twice shy
   G+G       E minorEm
I’ve had enough two-timing guys
  C majorC      D MajorD          G+G
Who only want me ‘cause they want my sister

                   D MajorD
My eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
    E minorEm              C majorC
And the tattoo on her lower back’s exactly just like mine
      G+G
But, if you look beneath the surface,
     D MajorD
We’re as different as can be,
        E minorEm
‘Cause there’s just one heart that beats for you
     C majorC
And that heart belongs to me
      A minorAm        C majorC
And not to her, it’s always her
                      D MajorD
So let’s get one thing straight if I’m your girl

Chorus

  E minorEm
And if tomorrow you should die
  C majorC
My sister would not bat an eye
  G+G
She doesn’t even know your name
   D MajorD
She’s going with some other guy
  E minorEm
As long as she is still around
   C majorC
I’ll always have a trace of doubt
                   D MajorD
I need to know your love is real, but how?

   G+G                  D MajorD
We’re all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
    E minorEm
Mother pays her last respects
     C majorC
I look around, no one suspects
      G+G              D MajorD
That it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
  E minorEm
And now that she is underground
   C majorC
I’ll know that you’re not hanging ‘round
  A minorAm      C majorC
For her, no, not for her
            D MajorD        G+G
And now I’ll know your love is true for sure

  C majorC         D MajorD
It pains my heart to think of her
 G+G
A augmentedA rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
                E minorEm
Bloated, and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
  C majorC       D MajorD        E minorEm
You can’t imagine just how much I miss her,
  C majorC       D MajorD        G+G
But now I know you want me, not my sister.