Guitar chords with lyrics
D, D7D7 Well...let me put it like this. G+G E7E7 In any great adventure, Am7Am7 D7D7 G+G that you don't want to lose, E minor 7Em7 A7A7 D MajorD victory depends upon the poeple that you choose. C majorC G/BG/B Am7Am7 D7D7 G+G So, listen, Arthur darling, closely to this news: C majorC G/BG/B We won't succeed on Broadway, A7A7 D MajorD If you don't have any Jews. G+G You may have the finest sets, Fill the stage with penthouse pets, G#dim7G#dim7 Am7Am7 D7D7 You may have the loveliest costumes and best shoes. Am7Am7 D7D7 You my dance and you may sing, Am7Am7 D7D7 But I'm sorry, Arthur king, Am7Am7 You'll hear no cheers, D7D7 Just lots and lots of boos. G+G Boo. G7G7 You mahve have butch men by the score C majorC Whom the audience adore, C/Bb A7A7 D MajorD C/EC/E You may even have some animals from zoos, D7/F#D7/F# G+G G7/B Though you've Poles and krauts instead, C majorC Eb/Db You may have unlevened bread, G/DG/D G#dim7G#dim7 E MajorE But I tell you, you are dead, E7/G# A7A7 D7D7 G+G If you don't have any Jews. G#dim7G#dim7 D7/F#D7/F# G+G D MajorD G+G They won't care if it's witty, or everything looks pretty, G#dim7G#dim7 Am7Am7 D7D7 They'll simply say it's sh*tty and refuse. Am7Am7 D7D7 Nobody will go, sir, Am7Am7 D7D7 Am7Am7 D7D7 If it's not kosher then no show, sir, Am7Am7 D7D7 G+G Even Goyem won't be dim enough to choose! D7/A Put on shows that make men stare, G7/B C majorC With lots of girls in underwear, A7A7 D MajorD You may even have the finest of reviews. E minor 7Em7 add4 D/F#D/F# You're doing great! G+G G7/B The audience won't care, sir, C majorC Eb/Db As long as you don't dare, sir, To open up on Broadway A7A7 D7D7 G+G If you don't have any Jews. G+G C majorC You may have dramatic lighting, Or lots of horrid fighting, C#dim7C#dim7 Dm7Dm7 G7#9 You may even have some white men sing the blues! Dm7Dm7 G7G7 Your knights might be nice boys, Dm7Dm7 G7G7 But sadly we're all goys, Dm7Dm7 G7G7 C majorC And that noise that you call singing you must lose. Dm7Dm7 So, despite your pretty lights, C7/EC7/E FF and naughty girls in nasty tights, D MajorD Em7(add4) D7/F#D7/F# G7G7 F/AF/A and the most impressive scenery you use... Bdim7Bdim7 C majorC C7/EC7/E You may have dancing mana-mano, FF Ab/Gb You may bring on a piano, C/GC/G G#dim7G#dim7 A7A7 But they will not give a damn-o A7/C# D7D7 G7G7 C majorC If you don't have any Jews!
Bridge E7E7 A7A7 A7/C# D7D7 G7G7 C majorC F minorFm C minorCm G7G7 C minorCm You may fill your play with gays, G+G Have Nigerian girls in stays, C minorCm You may even have some schizas making stews! F minorFm You haven't got a clue, C minorCm If you don't have a Jew, D7D7 G7G7 All of your investments you are going to lose! C majorC There's a very small percentile, F minorFm Who enjoys a dancing gentile, D7D7 G+G I'm sad to be the one with this bad news! C majorC C7/EC7/E But never mind your swordplay, FF Ab/Gb You just won't succeed on Broadway, C/GC/G G#dim7G#dim7 A7A7 You just won't succeed on Broadway, A7/C# D7D7 G7G7 C majorC If you don't have any Jews!