Fuck Christmas Ukulele chords by Eric Idle

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Intro:

A|---------|---------|----1------|-------2--|
E|--3-3-3--|--3-3-3--|--3-----1--|--3----1--|
C|--3------|--3------|--3---3----|--2----2--|
G|--0------|--0------|--0--------|--2----0--|



Verse 1:
     Cadd9     Am      Dm               G
Fuck Christmas, it's a waste of fucking time
     Cadd9  Am        Dm              G
Fuck Santa, he's just out to get your dime
     Fmaj7          C6            Dm             C
Fuck holly and fuck ivy, and fuck all that mistletoe
      Dm      Em11    Am               Dm                   G
White-bearded big fat bastards ringing bells where e'er you go
    Am             Am7                 Am6           F
And bloated men in shopping malls, all going ho, ho, ho
     C                G      C      G
It's fucking Christmastime again

Verse 2:
     Cadd9    Am       Dm             G
Fuck Christmas, it's a fucking Disney show
     Cadd9   Am    Dm               G
Fuck reindeer, and all that fucking snow
     Fmaj7           C6              Dm             C
Fuck carols and fuck Rudolph and his stupid fucking nose
    Dm      Em11         Am            Dm                G
And fucking sleigh bells tinkling everywhere you fucking goes
     Am                 Am7               Am6              F
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping, it just drives us all insane
   C                 Am
Go tell the elves to fuck themselves
     Dm        G     C
It's Christmastime again