Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)
Verse 1:
C C7
You know what we've gotta do
F G7
My mum and dad are coming soon
C C7
We've gotta tidy up the room
F
And don't forget
G7 C
We've gotta hide ma dildos
F G7
My parents are coming soon
C C7
We've gotta hide ma dildos
F G7
They're scattered all over the room
C C7
And if they find my dildos
F G7
I don't know what they'd do
C C7 F G7
So let's hide ma dildos, soon
Bridge:
C C7
If my sister found ma dildos
F G7
I think that she would cry
C C7
And if my mother found ma dildos
F G7
She would surely die
C C7
And if my father found ma dildos
F G7
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW
C C7 F G7
So let's hide ma dildos, soon!
Chorus:
C C7
You know what we've gotta do
F G7
My mum and dad are coming soon
C C7
We've gotta tidy up the room
F
And don't forget
G7 C
We've gotta hide ma dildos