Chords with lyrics
Tuning: G C E A (G C E A) Intro: D Verse 1: D You deserve tinsel rash D7 You deserve gift cards for shops that you've never shopped at G You deserve burnt food, no booze Gm And 'All I Want For Christmas' in your head on loop D D7 You deserve long conversations with drunken family members G Gm And shopping centre carparks every weekend of December Chorus 1: D And although we never got along G A And I love it when your plans go wrong G A D Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas Verse 2: D But you deserve to babysit sugar-crashing children D7 And acapella Christmas albums G Unless you like that G And then you get Gm No acapella Christmas albums D You deserve to wrap gifts in odd-shaped boxes D7 Fairy lights tangled up in knots G And to give someone a gift you think they'd like Gm But their eyes tell you that they do not Chorus 2: D And you know I wouldn't shed a tear G A If you're lonely every day next year G A D But nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas Bridge: Bm D Being a Grinch is not my style Em A But my heart shrinks three sizes every time I see you smile Bm D I hope that Santa brings to you G A very scary Christmas and a crappy New Year N.C. Bb7 But seriously, I hope yours are bad Verse 3: Eb And so I wish that you'd get hit Gm By piles of flying reindeer shit Eb I made my list and checked it twice Ab And that's right N.C. You're still a total dick Outro: Eb Even though our less-than-jolly history Ab Bb Makes me wanna set fire to your Christmas tree Ab Bb Cm Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas Ab Bb Eb Nobody deserves to be alone on Christmas Bb Eb Except you
