Porn Star Tits chords by Eliza McLamb

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse:
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When I was ten years old,a man on the internet

Told me I had porn star tits
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I didn't know what that meant
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But I knew he was getting off on it
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So I wore a bikini top under my v-neck
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Went to the mall to try on some makeup
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Walked into GameStop looking for attention
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But all I got was condescension
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In seventh grade, I figured out
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That my porn star tits are pretty powerful
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They make boys be nice to me for a week
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Then they trade that shit like Pokemon cards
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Swapping my body with somebody else's
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That's metrically hotter than mine
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How can I, a seven, compete with all these nines?

(Dude, she thinks she's a seven)

Well, I guess I could steal their boyfriends
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Or I guess I could go to church
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I either play the whore or Madonna and I'm not sure which one's worse

Bought a pack of Marlboro Reds
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'Cause I saw on Tumblr that's a pretty girl cigarette
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Smoked one thinking it made me look cool
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Then I threw it all up in the girls' bathroom at school
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And on the weekends, I show up to parties that I'm not invited to
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Out of spite, I have a good attitude
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Dance all night 'til I end up in someone's room
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I say, "I like the way you talk to me"

He says, "I like the way you look at me
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Hey, by the way, if we sleep together
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Tomorrow I'll act like I don't remember"

And that's when it dawned on me
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That my porn star tits are pretty good currency
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For mediocre sex and a feeling of total fucking emptiness
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I mean, didn't I ask for it a little bit
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In some strange way, I kinda like it
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That voice in my head telling me, "Good girl, it's working, isn't it"

Isn't it? Fuck
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If I have to feel so disembodied, the body better be bangin'

It's gotta be the type to get me a few likes
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On Instagram and a DM that says "slut"