Hydrate Don't Diedrate Ukulele chords by Elise Ecklund

Tuning: G C E A (G C E A)

Difficulty: Novice

Verse:
N.C.
According to all known laws of aviation
C            Em
Breathing is good for your health
Am        F
The brain named itself
C                Em
You make me wanna panic at the disco
Am                        F
We're having bagel bites, so wear something nice
C              Em              Am F
Honey, where is my supersuit?

Pre-Chorus:
G                                F
What if I told you I like you, I miss your greasy face
G                           F
Roblox is my country, my collar stay poppin' like this Klondike bar I'm droppin'

Chorus:
Am          F             C           G
Hydrate, don't diedrate, Jingle Bells taking L's
Am              F
This world is so worth it
C
Where are my crocs?
G
Dear diary, I'm lost
Am             F                      C       G
Make me alive, chicken pot pie, 5 minus 5, exercise
Am                              F
I fell up the stairs, my socks are wet
       C             G
I am a microwave that blew up

Verse:
Am                                     F                            C
I miss Bob Duncan, I miss vine, I miss MCR, I don't wanna go outside
      G
no, no, no
Am
Kittens wearing mittens and dogs in clogs
F                             C
Mr Stark, I don't feel so good

they ask you how you are and you have to say you're fine,
           G
but you're really not fine

Pre-Chorus:
   F              G
Oh snap, a doodle doo,
  F                       G
vegetables have feelings, too

Chorus:
Am          F             C           G
Hydrate, don't diedrate, Jingle Bells taking L's
Am              F
This world is so worth it
C
Where are my crocs?
G
Dear diary, I'm lost
Am             F                      C       G
Make me alive, chicken pot pie, 5 minus 5, exercise
Am                              F
I fell up the stairs, my socks are wet
       C             G         C   G   F
I am a microwave that blew up

Bridge:
C                      F        C            F
Pre-order Pray For The Wicked, my favourite day is go away
C                      F        C            F
Pre-order Pray For The Wicked, my favourite day is go away
C                      F        C            F
Pre-order Pray For The Wicked, my favourite day is go away
C            F      C              F
Taters gonna tate, firetrucks are actually just watertrucks

Chorus:
Am          F             C            G
Hydrate, don't diedrate, Jingle Bells taking L's
Am              F
This world is so worth it
C
Where are my crocs?
G
Dear diary, I'm lost
Am             F                      C       G
Make me alive, chicken pot pie, 5 minus 5, exercise
Am                              F
I fell up the stairs, my socks are wet
       C             G
I am a microwave that blew up

Outro:
(single strums)
C          C           F
Pre-order Pray For The Wicked

*strumming with anger on F*

N.C.
You're welcome, I need help

*dab*