Evil Genius chords by Eleventyseven

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
C             G
Out In The Hallway,
            F
I Said “Hello,
                    G
The Dance Is This Friday,
              C
Do You Wanna Go?”
             G
“Probably Not.”
                F
She Promptly Replied,
                  G
“But Kudos For Asking,
                    C
You’re Such A Nice Guy!”
                     G
Yeah I Should Have Known
               F
I’d End Up At Home
                   G           C
Watching My Star Wars Box Trilogy
                  G
But Here Is The Truth
              F
If She Only Knew
                   G                   F    G
That I’ve Got A Secret She’d Never Believe

Chorus:
C
Kelly Doesn’t Know That I’m An
G
Evil Genius, With A
F                   G
Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland,
     C
And She Doesn’t Know That
G                         F
We Can Take Over The World
     F  F   G  G   C         G F
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!
     F  F   G  G   C          G F G
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!!


Verse 2:
C              G
Down In The Basement
                     F
I Wish She Could See
                  G
The Monkeys I’ve Altered
        C
Genetically
                G
And All Of My Plans
                        F
To Make A Home On The Moon
                    G
It’s Not Quite Completed
                  C
But It’s Coming Soon.
               G
When I Fall Asleep
               F
All I Do Is Dream
               G
Of Candle Lit Dates
                 C
In The Laboratory
               G
And When I’m Awake
                     F
It’s Hard To Concentrate
                   G          F
On The Assembly Of My Robot Army


Chorus:
C
Kelly Doesn’t Know That I’m An
G
Evil Genius, With A
F                   G
Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland,
     C
And She Doesn’t Know That
G                         F
We Can Take Over The World
     F  F   G  G   C         G F
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!
     F  F   G  G   C          G F G
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!!


Bridge:
F                C
I Worked Up The Nerve
              G
To Go To The Dance
                  C
There’s No Reason I
                      F
Shouldn’t Give It A Chance.
                      C
I Walked Through The Door
                   G
And What Should I See
            F
But It Was Kelly Staring Back At Me,


Chorus 2:
N.C.
And She Said
C
“I Always Wanted To Be A
G
Mad Professor
F
With A Bottlenosed Dolphin I Can
G
Name Sylvester,
    C                              G
If That’s The Kind Of Thing You’re Into
          F
I’m Your Girl.


Chorus 3:
       C
‘Cause I’ve Been Looking For An
G
Evil Genius With A
F                   G
Sidekick Dog Named Grover Cleveland
    C
And Now That I’ve Found You
G                     F
We Can Take Over The World
      F  F   G G    C        G F
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!
      F  F   G G    C
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels!!

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