Chords with lyrics
Artist : Electric Six
Title : Talking Turkey
G+G
You get the hotel,
E minor 7Em7
I'll get the box of wine.
G+G
No sadder words had been spoken,
E minor 7Em7
Since the dawn of time.
D MajorD C majorC
When we were young,
Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7
We never think that it will come to this,
C majorC Am7Am7
Because you only get one shot;
E minor 7Em7
I took my shot and missed.
G+G
She said "You just keep it still love,
E minor 7Em7
I'll get the cameras going".
G+G
I'm still amazed at the things I do,
E minor 7Em7
To keep my debts from growing.
D MajorD C majorC Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7
She says "We've got some sort of symbiotic relationship",
C majorC
And for our purposes,
Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7
She says she finds me well equipped.
G+G E minor 7Em7
(She's barkin' up my tree),
D MajorD C majorC
(And bouncin' on my knee).
Like some sort of Buddha-baby!
G+G E minor 7Em7
(She's a talkin' turkey),
D MajorD C majorC
(Smokin' my jerky).
Am7Am7
I guess I'm in the market for what she's hawkin',
D MajorD C majorC
Build some more shelves cause we're gonna keep stockin',
Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7 G+G
We can talk turkey till the turkey starts talkin' to me!
FF Am7Am7 G+G
Her stomach's bigger than my eyes!
(Happy Thanksgiving, baby!)
FF Am7Am7
She smothers me inside;
C majorC D MajorD E minor 7Em7
This time I daren't forget the gravy.
E minor 7Em7
G+G
She says "I'll just freshen up now,
E minor 7Em7
I'm expecting some more friends".
G+G
And it's becoming clear to me,
E minor 7Em7
There's more filth around the bend.
D MajorD C majorC Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7
She said I'm too functioning for her kind of internet,
C majorC Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7
And she always gets everything that she sets out to get.
G+G E minor 7Em7
(She's teaching birds and bees),
D MajorD C majorC
(And always pushin' me).
Like a leather monstrosity!
G+G
(She's a talkin' turkey),
E minor 7Em7
(Smoking the jerky).
C majorC Am7Am7
Better get the door 'cause I hear your friends knocking,
D MajorD C majorC
Turn around sister and just keep walking.
Am7Am7 E minor 7Em7 G+G
We can talk turkey till the turkey is talking to me!
Talking to me!
FF Am7Am7
She's shaking her thighs!
G+G
(You know how to treat a lady),
FF Am7Am7
She smothers me and dies!
C majorC D MajorD E minor 7Em7
Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
Happy Thanksgiving, baby,
Happy Thanksgiving, baby!
Baby.