Chords with lyrics
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Monday: Late again, today,
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E MajorE
he'd be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
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D MajorD
he'd have to hurry out the bus.
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Tuesday: Horace was so sad,
F# minorF#m E MajorE
he'd never had a girl that he could care for,
F# minorF#m E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD
and if he was late once more, he'd be out.
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Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A augmentedA D MajorD
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
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Then a voice from above said—
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"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F# minorF#m 
FF
Go out and find yourself a wife.
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Make a stand and be a man,
F# minorF#m FF
And you will have a great life plan."
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You can do it
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Come on Horace
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Wednesday: Horace met a girl,
F# minorF#m E MajorE
she was small and she was very pretty,
F# minorF#m E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD
he thought he was in love, he was afraid.
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Thursday: Asks her for a date,
F# minorF#m E MajorE
the cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
F# minorF#m E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD
his head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A augmentedA D MajorD
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
A augmentedA D MajorD
Then a voice from above said—
A augmentedA G+G
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F# minorF#m FF
Go out and find yourself a wife.
A augmentedA G+G
Make a stand and be a man,
F# minorF#m FF
And you will have a great life plan."
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
You can do it
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
Come on Horace
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Friday: Horace, this is it,
F# minorF#m E MajorE
he asks the girl if maybe they could marry,
F# minorF#m E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD
when she says "gladly." Horace cries.
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Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
F# minorF#m E MajorE
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
F# minorF#m E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD
for the rest of my life." and she did.
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA D MajorD
Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A augmentedA D MajorD
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
A augmentedA D MajorD
Then a voice from above said—
A augmentedA G+G
"Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F# minorF#m FF
Go out and find yourself a wife.
A augmentedA G+G
Make a stand and be a man,
F# minorF#m FF
And you will have a great life plan."
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
Horace Wimp
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Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace
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Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
A augmentedA G+G F# minorF#m FF
Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday
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