Pity Party Princess chords by Eileen Alister

• Difficulty: Intermediate 💪

Intro:

F A Bb Bbm

Verse 1:
           F
You're dearly beloved, first pick in the group
      Am                      Bb
You're everyone's favourite, I swear I could puke
      F
Don't wanna be offensive, don't mean to be rude
                    Am                 Bb
But no one should be allowed to be pretty, hot and cute
       F
Annoyingly cool, this is getting on my nerves
         Am                         Bb
And the fact that I agree makes it ten times worse
         F
I could try my best, and you'd still be first
        Am                        Bb
You're everyone's blessing in my life-long curse

Pre-Chorus:
F
Porcelain skin, cherry lips
A
Big blue eyes, fantastic tits
   Bb                           Bbm
I only hate you, ‘cause I wanna be like you (Shit)

Chorus:
Bb                        F
I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
                        Bb
And I'm dropping to the ground
                 C
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
Bb
You're the life of the party, ah
F
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
C
I am so obsessed, I should care less
                         N.C
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess

Verse 2:
F
All the jokes I pull, she knew them first
Bb
She's a natural, and all my lines are rehearsed
F
Cat's out the bag, I'm jealous as fuck
Am                               Bb
It's like I'm on life-support, and she keeps pulling the plug
F
Oh, she floats in the river that I've cried
Bb
And she'll dance on this ground once my salt stream dries
F
In high heels and clothes I could never afford
Am                               Bb
And I'll try to be like her 'til I'm in the morgue

Pre-Chorus:
F
Porcelain skin, cherry lips
A
Big blue eyes, fantastic tits
   Bb                           Bbm
I only hate you, ‘cause I wanna be like you (Shit)

Chorus:
Bb                        F
I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
                        Bb
And I'm dropping to the ground
                 C
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
Bb
You're the life of the party, ah
F
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
C
I am so obsessed, I should care less
                         N.C
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess

Bridge:
Bb
Turn my glass half full into a pessimist

All I see is her, it's hard to co-exist
F
She's the best and the worst, she's blessed and I'm cursed
        C
I'm the silver girl 'cause she's always first
Bb
I'm the static, she's the catalyst
F
Full of envy, but I plead the fifth
Bb
'Cause I know she's not to blame, I'm just so insecure, that's right
C
No, comparison can't kill, but tonight, it might

Chorus:
Bb                        F
I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty
                        Bb
And I'm dropping to the ground
                 C
I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you
Bb
You're the life of the party, ah
F
Spill my guts in the lobby, ah
C
I am so obsessed, I should care less
                         N.C
Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess