Pity Party Princess Chords

Intro: F A Bb Bbm Verse 1: F You're dearly beloved, first pick in the group Am Bb You're everyone's favourite, I swear I could puke F Don't wanna be offensive, don't mean to be rude Am Bb But no one should be allowed to be pretty, hot and cute F Annoyingly cool, this is getting on my nerves Am Bb And the fact that I agree makes it ten times worse F I could try my best, and you'd still be first Am Bb You're everyone's blessing in my life-long curse

Pre-Chorus: F Porcelain skin, cherry lips A Big blue eyes, fantastic tits Bb Bbm I only hate you, ‘cause I wanna be like you (Shit) Chorus: Bb F I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty Bb And I'm dropping to the ground C I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you Bb You're the life of the party, ah F Spill my guts in the lobby, ah C I am so obsessed, I should care less N.C Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess Verse 2: F All the jokes I pull, she knew them first Bb She's a natural, and all my lines are rehearsed F Cat's out the bag, I'm jealous as fuck Am Bb It's like I'm on life-support, and she keeps pulling the plug F Oh, she floats in the river that I've cried Bb And she'll dance on this ground once my salt stream dries F In high heels and clothes I could never afford Am Bb And I'll try to be like her 'til I'm in the morgue Pre-Chorus: F Porcelain skin, cherry lips A Big blue eyes, fantastic tits Bb Bbm I only hate you, ‘cause I wanna be like you (Shit) Chorus: Bb F I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty Bb And I'm dropping to the ground C I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you Bb You're the life of the party, ah F Spill my guts in the lobby, ah C I am so obsessed, I should care less N.C Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess Bridge: Bb Turn my glass half full into a pessimist All I see is her, it's hard to co-exist F She's the best and the worst, she's blessed and I'm cursed C I'm the silver girl 'cause she's always first Bb I'm the static, she's the catalyst F Full of envy, but I plead the fifth Bb 'Cause I know she's not to blame, I'm just so insecure, that's right C No, comparison can't kill, but tonight, it might Chorus: Bb F I'm crashing out, you're drop-dead pretty Bb And I'm dropping to the ground C I'm down in the fetal position, praying I'd be like you Bb You're the life of the party, ah F Spill my guts in the lobby, ah C I am so obsessed, I should care less N.C Bring the cake, I'm the pity party princess