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E You walk into the room With your pencil in your hand Am You see somebody naked And you say, "Who is that man?" Dm You try so hard But you don't understand Am Just what you'll say When you get home Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones E You raise up your head And you ask, "Is this where it is?" Am And somebody points to you and says "It's his"
Dm And you say, "What's mine?" Am And somebody else says, "Where what is?" Em And you say, "Oh my God Am I here all alone?" Because something is happening here But you don't know what it is Do you, Mister Jones E You hand in your ticket And you go watch the geek Am Who immediately walks up to you When he hears you speak Dm And says, "How does it feel To be such a freak?" Am And you say, "Impossible" As he hands you a bone Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones E You have many contacts Among the lumberjacks Am To get you facts When somebody attacks your imagination E But nobody has any respect Anyway they already expect you G To just give a check To tax-deductible charity organizations G7 AHHHHH! E You've been with the professors And they've all liked your looks Am With great lawyers you have Discussed lepers and crooks Dm You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books Am You're very well read It's well known Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones E Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you And then he kneels Am He crosses himself And then he clicks his high heels Dm And without further notice He asks you how it feels Am And he says, "Here is your throat back Thanks for the loan" Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones E Now you see this one-eyed midget Shouting the word "NOW" Am And you say, "For what reason?" And he says, "How?" Dm And you say, "What does this mean?" And he screams back, "You're a cow! Am Give me some milk Or else go home" Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones E Well, you walk into the roomLike a camel and then you frown Am You put your eyes in your pocket And your nose on the ground Dm There ought to be a law Against you comin' around Am You should be made To wear earphones Em Because something is happening here Am But you don't know what it is Am Do you, Mister Jones
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