Roadkill Christmas chords by Jeff Dunham

Roadkill Christmas

Intro:Gsus4

Verse 1:
D
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
                                   G
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
                                       C
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
      G
I gunned the motor and run over him

Chorus 1:
        G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G

Venison pretenderized
        C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
              G
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

Verse 2:
D
She loaded him into the back of the truck
                              G
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
                               C
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
      G
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

Chorus 2:
        G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G
She had fifty pounds over him
        C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
           G
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse
              D
By the time we got home, he was her pet
                                       G
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
                                   C
I had to spend the night out in my truck
            G
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

Verse 4:
             D
A couple days later, I made him a deal
                                                                        G
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
                                      C
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
            G
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

Chorus 3:
        G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
        C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
              G
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

Chorus 4:
        G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G
That dumb deer changed my life
        C
It's a Roadkill Christmas
              G
Next time, I'll run over my wife!

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