Roadkill Christmas

Roadkill Christmas Intro:Gsus4 Verse 1: D Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck G My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up C There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin G I gunned the motor and run over him Chorus 1: G It's a Roadkill Christmas G Venison pretenderized C It's a Roadkill Christmas G 'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

Verse 2: D She loaded him into the back of the truck G I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up C I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror G My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer Chorus 2: G It's a Roadkill Christmas G She had fifty pounds over him C It's a Roadkill Christmas G It was no time 'til she had him pinned Verse D By the time we got home, he was her pet G That night, he slept on my side of the bed C I had to spend the night out in my truck G But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn *JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.* *Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.* Verse 4: D A couple days later, I made him a deal G If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal C I covered his antlers with foil and then, G I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end Chorus 3: G It's a Roadkill Christmas G Every Sunday, he's up on my roof C It's a Roadkill Christmas G I get NASCAR and the NFL, too. Chorus 4: G It's a Roadkill Christmas G That dumb deer changed my life C It's a Roadkill Christmas G Next time, I'll run over my wife! Outro: