Roadkill Christmas chords by Jeff Dunham

Chords with lyrics

Roadkill Christmas

Intro:Gsus4

Verse 1:
D MajorD
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck
                  G+G
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
                    C majorC
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
   G+G
I gunned the motor and run over him

Chorus 1:
    G+G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G+G
Venison pretenderized
    C majorC
It's a Roadkill Christmas
       G+G
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes

Verse 2:
D MajorD
She loaded him into the back of the truck
               G+G
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
                C majorC
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
   G+G
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer

Chorus 2:
    G+G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G+G
She had fifty pounds over him
    C majorC
It's a Roadkill Christmas
      G+G
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
Verse
       D MajorD
By the time we got home, he was her pet
                    G+G
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
                  C majorC
I had to spend the night out in my truck
      G+G
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn

*JEFF: Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*

Verse 4:
       D MajorD
A augmentedA couple days later, I made him a deal
                                    G+G
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
                   C majorC
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
      G+G
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end

Chorus 3:
    G+G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G+G
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
    C majorC
It's a Roadkill Christmas
       G+G
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.

Chorus 4:
    G+G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G+G
That dumb deer changed my life
    C majorC
It's a Roadkill Christmas
       G+G
Next time, I'll run over my wife!

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