Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
Intro:
C majorC
Verse 1:
C majorC FF
He said, "Pardon me for being so bold,
C majorC
But you got a cigarette that's already rolled?"
FF C majorC
I gave him one, he lit it in his own good time
C majorC FF
The smoke in that poolroom hung like a fog
C majorC
When he talked, he sounded like a growling dog
FF C majorC
He said, "Would you care for a dollar on the five or the nine?"
C majorC FF
Now this man was ugly and his eyes were mean
C majorC
His clothes were dirty but his hands were clean
FF C majorC
He held that stick like a mother holds the hand of a child
C majorC FF
Well, I've been known to hustle a few
C majorC
When the waitress said, "Is he playing you?"
FF C majorC
And I said, "Yeah. Bring me brandy, water by."
C#C#
Verse 2:
C#C# F#F#
Well, Little Red Parker was way in the back
C#C#
Taking quarters and handling racks
F#F# C#C#
And I told him, "Red, come up here. Glue 'em up tight."
C#C# F#F#
That brandy had me feeling warm
C#C#
I tipped that waitress and I checked her form
F#F# C#C#
And I said, "Honey, you like a winner?" and she just smiled
C#C# F#F#
I played like a man with a broken wrist
C#C#
I won two and he won six
F#F# C#C#
And I had him set up so I said, "Let's play for five."
C#C# F#F#
By this time a crowd had gathered around
C#C#
To see this fish and just watch him drown
F#F# C#C#
I told that waitress, "More brandy, water by."
D MajorD
Verse 3:
D MajorD G+G
Then he went out and got a custom cue
D MajorD
He said, "It's no offense to you,
G+G D MajorD
But I don't play off the wall with nobody but friends."
D MajorD G+G
It had gold initials and a leather grip
D MajorD
Pearl and silver inlaid tip
G+G D MajorD
He smiled at me and he said, "Why don't we play for ten?"
D MajorD G+G
Well, I never seen a man that walk
D MajorD
Who made those balls and table talk
G+G D MajorD
They're speaking English, he sure didn't need my help
D MajorD G+G
He broke the balls and kept that string
D MajorD
For a hundred and eighty seven bucks and a ring
G+G D MajorD
'Til I gave up and said, "Friend, you're gonna have to play by yourself."
D#D#
Verse 4:
D#D# G#G#
Well, he sacked it up and he walked outside
D#D#
And I strolled out just to watch him ride
G#G# D#D#
And there was a blonde in that Caddy built like the rest of that car
D#D# G#G#
The boys in the poolroom, they had 'em laughing
D#D#
And I hung it up and just let it pass and
G#G# D#D#
And didn't have a thing but my elbows to put on the bar
D#D# G#G#
And the waitress smiled, said, "Water by?"
D#D#
I took the charity and I thanked her twice
G#G# D#D#
And sittin' there sippin' and suddenly I had me a thought
D#D# G#G#
Unlucky gambler and lucky in love
D#D#
Guess you know what I was thinking of
G#G# D#D#
When I said, "Waitress, honey, what time do you get off?"