Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)
🎸 Intro:
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
Dude Perfect -- Yas Yas - haha
B minorBm E minorEm
Why are you talking like that?
G+G F# minorF#m
Recording a lit video, bro - A augmentedA song about Pet Peeves, brah
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
That's interesting because my #1 pet peeve is people overusing bro and brah
B minorBm E minorEm
I hear you brah... but Pet Peeves are makin' my life a grind, bro
G+G F# minorF#m
You're actually grindin' on my nerves, like right now.
🎸 Verse 1:
B minorBm E minorEm
Man, listen... I'mma break it down with precision
G+G F# minorF#m
The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions
B minorBm E minorEm
I’ll list em, like couples, who over-say bae
G+G F# minorF#m
Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray
🎸 Verse 2:
B minorBm E minorEm
And I gotta be honest -- I was really hopin
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You could stop eating with your mouth wide open
B minorBm E minorEm
And try Scopin, please back up off me
G+G E minorEm
Breath smellin like burnt dog poop and coffee
🎸 Verse 3:
B minorBm E minorEm
And stop these, baby-name catastrophes
G+G F# minorF#m
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
B minorBm E minorEm
And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot
G+G F# minorF#m
Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin' lot?
🎸 Pre-Chorus 1:
B minorBm E minorEm G+G
And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why
F# minorF#m
Are you takin TWO parkin spots?
B minorBm E minorEm
Cause you’re drivin me nuts, like missin one foot puts
G+G F# minorF#m
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
🎸 Chorus:
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
A augmentedA grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
🎸 Bridge:
E minorEm D MajorD
It happens every day, why must it be this way?
A augmentedA G+G
Another couple throwin down excessive PDA
E minorEm
And what am I supposed to do?
D MajorD
It always lights my fuse
A augmentedA A7A7
When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice
🎸 Instrumental:
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
🎸 Verse 5:
B minorBm E minorEm
Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it.
G+G F# minorF#m
I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
B minorBm E minorEm
Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
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Or no toilet paper over by the commode
🎸 Verse 6:
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Or someone breaking the code, of eatin food off my plate
G+G F# minorF#m
They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate
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I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
G+G F# minorF#m
I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
🎸 Verse 7:
B minorBm E minorEm
I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face
G+G F# minorF#m
Or people talkin in a movie, this is such a disgrace
B minorBm E minorEm
Or people acting like clowns loud talkin their phone
G+G F# minorF#m
I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone
🎸 Pre-Chorus 2:
B minorBm
I hate sign stealin cheaters
E minorEm
One-up story tellers
G+G
Constant interrupters
F# minorF#m
BO body smellers
B minorBm E minorEm
Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts
G+G N.C.
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
🎸 Chorus:
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
A augmentedA grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
🎸 Bridge:
E minorEm D MajorD
It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see
A augmentedA G+G
Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze
E minorEm D MajorD
And What am I supposed to do – how am I supposed to breathe?
A augmentedA A7A7
When someone says suppoably instead of supposedly
🎸 Instrumental:
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
🎸 Chorus:
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
Makin my life a grind
B minorBm E minorEm
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G+G F# minorF#m
A augmentedA grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
🎸 Outro:
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m
B minorBm E minorEm G+G F# minorF#m