Holiday Resort chords by Du Blonde

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Intro:
D D
A D
D D
A D

Verse 1:
D                 A
You won the battle
            D
Who won the war
                             A            D
Looking down the barrel of a gun that I adore
  C                       Bm            F#   G    G
I cannot feed a fire if I haven't got a lung full

Verse 2:
D                   A
  Wake up on Sunday
          D
Without a thought
                            A          D
Standing like a pillar in a holiday resort
  C                              Bm              F#     G      G F# G
I swept my ankles cleanly on the cotton sheets that you bought

Chorus:
                       A
Hold my face up to the rain
Bm                         Em
  I'll never love you like that again
                                A                         D   D
But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again

Verse 3:
D
Put on my shorts
    A                 D
And tried to play the field
                              A              D
Romance is a crop that modern culture cannot yield
   C                              Bm          F#    G     G
So I hang up my dancing shoes and then I put up my shield

Verse 4:
D                       A
 I've seen you drinking
                D
I've seen you drunk
                                   A               D
Leaning like a corpse against the backdrop of the sun
    C
And I still think you're pretty baby
Bm             F#         G  G F# G
I still think you're the one

Chords:
G                        A
 Hold my face up to the rain
Bm                         Em
  I'll never love you like that again
                                 A                        D   D
But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again

Verse 5:
D
 Spoke to my doctor
    A                   D
He said I've passed my peak
                D
All my eggs are dying
      A              D
In my twenties I'm antique
      C
And I never learned to drive
      Bm              F#    G     G
And I never harnessed my mystique

Verse 6:
D                        A            D
 I spend my days in the solace of my room
        D
Pulling pubic hairs from the crotch
   A              D
Of my swimming costume
    C
And I don't like the president
    Bm            F#      G   G F# G
And I don't like your perfume

Chorus:
G                        A
 Hold my face up to the rain
Bm                         Em
  I'll never love you like that again
    Em
But baby you can call me
A
If you're ever horny
   F#                         Bm
I know you like to hear your name
    G                            A                        G   G A#m A
But I don't mind pretending if I get to hear your voice again