Chords with lyrics
E MajorE
People are a waste of food
G# minorG#m
You'll never hear the end
E MajorE
They're only ever happy
G# minorG#m
When they're burying their friends
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And they take take take
E MajorE
But they never take a hint
D MajorD
The ice caps getting skinny
A augmentedA
Still they're not concerned
E MajorE
They're very near extinct
People are a waste of food
G# minorG#m
The end is nearly nigh
E MajorE
They've always said the sky would fall
G# minorG#m
Now it is you have to wonder why
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You want to shrink your stinky footprint?
E MajorE
Get your tubes tied
F# minorF#m
Or even better yet
A augmentedA
Go commit suicide
E MajorE
They can't say you didn't try
C# minorC#m B7B7
And oh------- my,
D MajorD
Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves
A augmentedA
Come the middle of the night
C# minorC#m G# minorG#m
And oh------- my,
D MajorD
Its time to get your gun license
I see four horsemen riding through
E MajorE
A augmentedA cold and endless night
If money is the root of evil
G# minorG#m
Fear of death is worse
E MajorE
This mortal coil is not a test
G# minorG#m
And you can't hide in a purse
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So don't go casting no dispersions in the street
D MajorD
'Cause the half the world that starves
A augmentedA
Will know the half you're in
E MajorE
Does not deserve to eat
C# minorC#m B7B7
And oh------- my,
D MajorD
Well i hear the sound of horses' hooves
A augmentedA
Come the middle of the night
C# minorC#m G# minorG#m
And oh------- my,
D MajorD
It's time to get your gun license
I see four horsemen riding through
E MajorE
A augmentedA cold and endless night
People are a waste of food
G# minorG#m
Don't bother learning Chinese
E MajorE
Thou shalt find oneself perturbed
G# minorG#m
By less verbose calamities
A augmentedA A augmentedA A augmentedA
Just get some Heinz baked beans,
E MajorE
A augmentedA 12 gauge, bandolier and tinned dog food
D MajorD
We'll eat your dog, bury our dead
A augmentedA
Or eat them instead
E MajorE
That's entirely up to you
C# minorC#m B7B7
And oh------- my,
D MajorD A augmentedA
I hear the sound of unshod hooves come the middle of the night
C# minorC#m G# minorG#m
And oh------- Why,
Db5Db5
Well, from now on 'til your grandkids finally get what you deserve
I'm going to be stuck here with you wookies
Eating fortune cookies
E MajorE
Until my guts churn
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