My Comeback chords by Drew Monson

Verse 1:
Gb
i left you for so long im sorry
i'll make my comeback now and tell my story
    Db
of where i was i hope no one was worried
                                            Db7
you probably thought that i was dating lots of guys or smoking weed
B                     D                    Gb
one of those is true, it's up to you to guess

Verse 2:
Gb
I was born inside modesto cali
the highest male voice inside the central valley
       Db
they laughed at me i kinda looked like dewey
                                           Db7
my choices were to cry myself to sleep or try to be funny
    B
and at 9 years old
D                Gb
i got ahold of a camera

Verse 3:
    Gb
at 10 plus 1 i started posting vids now
it was kinda like a dance, it was kinda like a breakdown
Db
screamed about metro station hung with all my bros
                                               Db7               B
i havent had the doctor check but i am thinking that my hairline kinda rose
D                  Gb
and you know some hate comments get to me
B                   D         Gb      Gb7           B            D  Dadd9  Dmaj9     Gb   Ab
like the ones that say i was more conventionally attractive when i              was 13

Verse 4:
Bb
18 now i made a pizza backpack
did some stand up, but i gave it up because of anxiety attacks
F                            F7
i was threatened and then i was a meme sir
                      F7
i drove to la, no i took an uber,
    Eb           Gb                Bb
and i am so glad my turtle didnt roast in the car
    Eb
but peta dont fret
Gb                  Bb
rodeo jones has a happy life,
    Bb7          Gm
she has a basking area,
  Gbadd#5                Bb
i swear i know how to take care of her,
               Bb7                                                        Gm
(she's not miserable and trying to get out of her tank in the background she's just aggressively begging,
                     Gbadd#5
that's what red-eared sliders do, i can't feed her as much as she wants
because she'll get too big for her shell)
    Bb
and for some time it was smooth, but something broke it soon

Bridge:
Eb   Gbadd#11   Bb   Bb9
(Aah)
Eb      Gbadd#11    Bb            Bb9
shyness, depression, trump is prez, i can't get out of bed
Eb      Gbadd#11    Bb            Bb9
shyness, depression, trump is prez, so i can't get out of bed
Eb                            Gbadd#11
can't get out of bed, i can't get out of bed
E
(no nono nonono, i can get out of bed, i can get out of bed)

Verse 5:
Gb
i left you for so long im sorry
i'll make my comeback now and tell my story
    Db
of what comes next i wanna tease you now some
i will make vids i will release an album
B                D                Gb
did you know, i now use dry shampoo
       B              D                    Gb       Gb7      B      D
you'll see me on the street with my clean hair and be like, who

Ending:
   Gb
but i am me still
i still go to good will