Chords with lyrics
Verse 1:
GbGb
i left you for so long im sorry
i'll make my comeback now and tell my story
DbDb
of where i was i hope no one was worried
Db7Db7
you probably thought that i was dating lots of guys or smoking weed
BB D MajorD GbGb
one of those is true, it's up to you to guess
Verse 2:
GbGb
I was born inside modesto cali
the highest male voice inside the central valley
DbDb
they laughed at me i kinda looked like dewey
Db7Db7
my choices were to cry myself to sleep or try to be funny
BB
and at 9 years old
D MajorD GbGb
i got ahold of a camera
Verse 3:
GbGb
at 10 plus 1 i started posting vids now
it was kinda like a dance, it was kinda like a breakdown
DbDb
screamed about metro station hung with all my bros
Db7Db7 BB
i havent had the doctor check but i am thinking that my hairline kinda rose
D MajorD GbGb
and you know some hate comments get to me
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like the ones that say i was more conventionally attractive when i was 13
Verse 4:
Bb majorBb
18 now i made a pizza backpack
did some stand up, but i gave it up because of anxiety attacks
FF F7F7
i was threatened and then i was a meme sir
F7F7
i drove to la, no i took an uber,
Eb MajorEb GbGb Bb majorBb
and i am so glad my turtle didnt roast in the car
Eb MajorEb
but peta dont fret
GbGb Bb majorBb
rodeo jones has a happy life,
Bb7Bb7 G minorGm
she has a basking area,
Gbadd#5 Bb majorBb
i swear i know how to take care of her,
Bb7Bb7 G minorGm
(she's not miserable and trying to get out of her tank in the background she's just aggressively begging,
Gbadd#5
that's what red-eared sliders do, i can't feed her as much as she wants
because she'll get too big for her shell)
Bb majorBb
and for some time it was smooth, but something broke it soon
Bridge:
Eb MajorEb Gbadd#11 Bb majorBb Bb9Bb9
(Aah)
Eb MajorEb Gbadd#11 Bb majorBb Bb9Bb9
shyness, depression, trump is prez, i can't get out of bed
Eb MajorEb Gbadd#11 Bb majorBb Bb9Bb9
shyness, depression, trump is prez, so i can't get out of bed
Eb MajorEb Gbadd#11
can't get out of bed, i can't get out of bed
E MajorE
(no nono nonono, i can get out of bed, i can get out of bed)
Verse 5:
GbGb
i left you for so long im sorry
i'll make my comeback now and tell my story
DbDb
of what comes next i wanna tease you now some
i will make vids i will release an album
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did you know, i now use dry shampoo
BB D MajorD GbGb Gb7Gb7 BB D MajorD
you'll see me on the street with my clean hair and be like, who
Ending:
GbGb
but i am me still
i still go to good will