Chords with lyrics
E minorEm
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
E minorEm C majorC G+G A augmentedA B7B7
Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim
Let's start in with a test of your intelligence
B7B7
And zest for the counter-productive
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim
Up and down and roundabout and out the back
B7B7 E minorEm
And keep your mouth shut tight
A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
The lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
A augmentedA BB
I've been baking cakes for the enemy
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
I've been dying to find out the hard way
A augmentedA BB
Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
C majorC D MajorD
Two down now but who's counting anyway?
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
A augmentedA BB
I've been getting up close and intimate
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
Some close calls but I'm getting into it
A augmentedA BB
In some states they say you can burn for it
C majorC D MajorD
But ill burn that bridge when i get to it
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
It's not a bad thing
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
To get professional
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
It's got a nice ring
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
Mandy goes to med school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A augmentedA BB
I've been taking tips from the government
C majorC G+G A augmentedA
I've been getting damn good at hiding it
A augmentedA BB
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
C majorC D MajorD
Two down now but who's gonna notice it?
A augmentedA BB
And if you show up and I am unavailable
C majorC D MajorD
My partner brian would love to take care of you
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
He is a nice man
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
Thoroughly reliable
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
He's in a rock band
D MajorD C#C# C majorC BB
And he goes to med school.....
E minorEm A minorAm F#dimF#dim B7B7 (x2)