Chords with lyrics
The Ugliest Man In Town - Dr. Hook
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Now handsome guys get girls that are pretty
FF
Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
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But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
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G7G7 C majorC
'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town
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I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
FF
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
C majorC A7A7
But still you know, that won't get you very far
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When you're the ugliest man in town
G+G C majorC
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
G+G C majorC
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
G+G C majorC
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
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Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around
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Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
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All you want is my silver and gold
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And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
DmDm G7G7 C majorC
Inside the ugliest man in town [Boy do I got plans for us]
G+G C majorC
Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
G+G C majorC
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
G+G C majorC
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
A7A7 DmDm G7G7
Whenever I come around
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Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
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If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
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Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
DmDm G7G7 C majorC
I'm the ugliest man in town
DmDm G7G7 C majorC
Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town
[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager. You know what I mean? Just
sign this small piece of paper here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week,
a couple of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll go to Japan baby,
they'll love you over there baby. They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]
