Chords with lyrics
1. A augmentedA Christmas Clone (D MajorD major)
Chorus:
D MajorD
Decorating trees with my Christmas clone
A augmentedA D MajorD
Havin' lots of fun with my Christmas clone
D MajorD G+G
Startin' to catch feelings for my Christmas clone
A augmentedA D MajorD
Oops, now we're expecting
2. A augmentedA Nice Christmas Dinner (No key)
Hook:
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Just a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinn-
N.C.
I don't know
I think Kanye has a point
3. December Birthdays feat. The Royalty Free Christmas Choir (Eb MajorEb major)
Chorus:
Eb MajorEb C minorCm
If your birthday falls in December
F minorFm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
You just get one set of gifts
Eb MajorEb C minorCm
That's the rule, no whining or bitching
F minorFm Bb majorBb Eb MajorEb
You are a burden to your family
Eb MajorEb C minorCm
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e-e
4. A augmentedA Message for Santa (D MajorD major and AbAb major)
Intro:
D MajorD
I got one message for Santa
E minorEm
I hope you hear me well
C majorC
A-doot doot doot-doot doo-doo-
Chorus:
F minorFm
Give me the Shrek 5 trailer
DbDb Eb MajorEb AbAb
Or else I'll launch the nukes (He'll do it)
F minorFm Bb majorBb
Santa if you think that I am bluffing
DbDb
I have men on the inside waiting on my command, all I have to do is text them "ALPHA
TANGO
FOXTROT" and
Eb MajorEb
they'll send the world back to the Stone Age
Santa, if you don't give me that trailer, everyone's blood will
AbAb
be on your fat, jolly hands
5. A augmentedA Musical Review of Avatar: The Way of Water (C majorC major)
Intro:
C majorC
I wanted more tail sex
6. How to Make Another Christmas Cocktail (C majorC major and AbAb major)
Verse :
C majorC
One shot tequila
G7G7
Two shots tequila
G7G7
Three shots tequila
A minorAm
Better make it four, now
Chorus:
F minorFm
Drink until there's a Shrek 5 trailer
DbDb
AAAAHH
7. A augmentedA Song about Candy Canes (C majorC major)
Intro:
C majorC
Candy canes are the perfect weapon
FF C majorC
'Cause they're edible evidence