Chords with lyrics
G+G D MajorD
Let's start it off, one, three, two
E minorEm C majorC
I get dem bitches in Malibu (sure you do)
G+G
I'm fresher than you
D MajorD
No need to be rude
E minorEm
Oh, check your privilege, yo
C majorC
Shoulda used more lube
G+G
I don't like songs
D MajorD
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
E minorEm
I don't know what to do
D MajorD
I'm coming for that booty
G+G
Grandpa stop touching me
D MajorD
Your lips are like gravy
E minorEm C majorC
Jack makes us write his songs 'cause he lazy
G+G D MajorD
And no, Dad I told you I'm not gay
E minorEm D MajorD
Shut up, Mom 'cause it's not a phase!
G+G D MajorD
What do I do? I don't get it. Does this count?
E minorEm
Ayy LMAO
C majorC
When in doubt, pull it out
G+G D MajorD
Don't be upsetti, have some spaghetti
E minorEm C majorC
It's dangerous to go alone; take this. My body is ready!
G+G D MajorD
I only watch your videos while I'm high
E minorEm C majorC
Songs are hard but so am I
G+G D MajorD
Well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say
E minorEm C majorC
For the love of God, please stop saying "bae"
G+G
Baby don't hurt me.
D MajorD
I'm freezing can it hurry?
E minorEm C majorC
Two thirds of the world's eggplants are produced in New Jersy
G+G
Get in the van, Joe
D MajorD
Where did my dad go?
E minorEm C majorC
Please don't include me in your video.
G+G
Obama is my daddy,
E minorEm
and don't even touch me
C majorC
I wish my dad would hug me
G+G D MajorD
And Kermit the Frog likes to eat kid bologna
E minorEm
Whoa, stop oppressing me
C majorC
I'm lonely
G+G D MajorD
Stop all the videos and cut off the WiFi
E minorEm C majorC