Chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
Difficulty: Novice
Intro:
F# minorF#m A augmentedA D MajorD
F# minorF#m A augmentedA D MajorD
Verse:
F# minorF#m
Get wasted
A augmentedA
In the basement
D MajorD
Disappoint yourself in bed
F# minorF#m
Rob a bank
A augmentedA
Have a sad wank
D MajorD
Can't be single if you're dead
F# minorF#m
Create another Horcrux
F# minorF#m
Give another whore bucks
D MajorD
Curl up in a ball and cry
F# minorF#m
Gasoline, zucchini, vaseline
D MajorD
Die, die, Valen-die
F# minorF#m
Rantin' on Twitter about how love isn't real
D MajorD
Takin' a shot whenever I feel
F# minorF#m
Go on with my life, like any other day?
D MajorD
I'm not single, I have anime!
Chorus:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head
F# minorF#m
Well it ain't that fun
F# minorF#m
If you ain't got someone
E MajorE
To cuddle all day in your bed
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Valentine's Day means I need alcohol
F# minorF#m
At least you don't need money
F# minorF#m
To spend on your honey
E MajorE A augmentedA
If you don't have a honey at all
F# minorF#m D MajorD F# minorF#m D MajorD
F# minorF#m
Gently weeping on the nearest shoulder
D MajorD
Alone in the bathtub with my toaster
F# minorF#m
I stay in bed all day pretending that I'm sick
D MajorD
Enjoying what I have and destroying my dick
F# minorF#m
In the club, at the tree house (no girls allowed)
D MajorD
Poking holes in your friend's condoms (wow)
F# minorF#m
Stalking exes, playing for honor
D MajorD
Spending the evening with Rosie Palmer
F# minorF#m
Beating my meat, beating my meat, beat the meat
D MajorD
Eat, sleep, beat meat, repeat
N.C.
Beat meat beat meat beat meat beat meat
N.C. A augmentedA
Nickelodeon! (ohh)
Chorus:
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Valentine's Day has reared its ugly head
F# minorF#m
Well it ain't that fun
F# minorF#m
If you ain't got someone
E MajorE
To cuddle all day in your bed
A augmentedA D MajorD A augmentedA
Valentine's Day means I need alcohol
F# minorF#m
At least you don't need money
F# minorF#m
To spend on your honey
E MajorE A augmentedA
If you don't have a honey at all