Worlds Best Kisser chords by The Doug Anthony All Stars

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Verse 1:
  G      C
I'm wet and I'm moist
  Bm      Em
So c'mon let's rejoice
    C                  D
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts
    Am        D     G
And the fact that we are all young adults
  G        C
So lie back on your couch
   Bm          Em
After this, there'll be no doubt
    C              D
I don't care if you're a miss, or a missus
         Am      D      G
You've just been kissed by the world's best kisser

Chorus:
  C  D          G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
        C      D     G
I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out
      C       D         G
A tongue so grand, you'll call me more than friend
  C              D         G
One kiss from this, you'll never brush your teeth again

Verse 2:
  G      C
Go back to your husband now
Bm        Em
Tell him you done broke your vows
C            D
Stand proud and say, Hey mister
        Am      D      G
I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser

Chorus:
  C  D          G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
        C      D     G
I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out
      C    D        G
A tongue so long it really grows and grows
        C      D       G
Put it in your mouth, it'll clean out your nose

Verse 3:
   G        C
I've only kissed one girl before
  Bm       Em
My grandma, on the kitchen floor
  C               D
She dribbled and grinned and said, Hey kid
    Am          D       G
You've taught me things your Grandpa never did
  G         C
She added there'll be hell to pay
  Bm       Em
If Ma found out we went astray
  C            D
So hurry, boy, go get some sleep
    Am      D         G
You've finally got a skill to teach the sheep

Chorus:
  C  D          G
Ho ho! Calm down and pucker up
   C         D       G
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck
      C    D       G
A tongue so long it really packs a punch
       C    D             G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch
       C    D             G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch

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