Big Dirty Mongrel chords by The Doug Anthony All Stars
Guitar chords with lyrics
Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)
* = Strum once
Verse 1:
A D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
A D C
A bad assed dude
A D C
The sewer is my home
A*
And rats are my food (Rats are his food)
A D C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
A D C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
A D C
My mum came up to me and said (nanananana)
A*
"Clean your room Richard!"
N.C.
And I said to her: "Get nicked!"
Chorus:
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just stupid
Verse 2:
A D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
A D C
I got a big police file (nanananana)
A*
I spew on the back seat of the bus
N.C.
So when the bus stops suddenly
N.C.
The spew goes -peeow- down the aisle
A D C
My girlfriend is a camel (nanananana)
A D C
I click my fingers and she jumps (nanananana)
A D C
When we go to the drive-in (nanananana)
A*
I have milk with two humps
Chorus:
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just -mmphh-
Verse 3:
A D C
I'm a skinhead pinhead (nanananana)
A D C
With the body of a pig (nanananana)
A D C
Baby, I don't give a fig (nanananana)
A*
I'm a skinhead in a wig
A D C
I spend my day boffing (nanananana)
A D C
Sloshing and koshing (nanananana)
A D C
And if my mother's watching (nanananana)
A*
I didn't do my washing! (Richard!)
Outro:
D C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D
Get, get, get, get
C
Nicked, nicked, nicked, nicked Muuuummm!
D C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked Last updated:
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