Big Dirty Mongrel chords by The Doug Anthony All Stars

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

* = Strum once

Verse 1:
   A         D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
 A       D C
A bad assed dude
 A         D C
The sewer is my home
  A*
And rats are my food (Rats are his food)
  A         D   C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
  A         D   C
My mum came up to me (nanananana)
  A              D   C
My mum came up to me and said (nanananana)
 A*
"Clean your room Richard!"
N.C.
And I said to her: "Get nicked!"

Chorus:
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just stupid


Verse 2:
   A         D C
I'm a big dirty mongrel
    A        D   C
I got a big police file (nanananana)
 A*
I spew on the back seat of the bus
N.C.
So when the bus stops suddenly
N.C.
The spew goes -peeow- down the aisle
  A           D   C
My girlfriend is a camel (nanananana)
 A                D   C
I click my fingers and she jumps (nanananana)
A              D   C
When we go to the drive-in (nanananana)
A*
I have milk with two humps


Chorus:
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C
I'm just stupid
D
I'm not on drugs
C*
I'm just -mmphh-


Verse 3:
    A        D   C
I'm a skinhead pinhead (nanananana)
     A       D   C
With the body of a pig (nanananana)
A             D   C
Baby, I don't give a fig (nanananana)
A*
I'm a skinhead in a wig
  A          D   C
I spend my day boffing (nanananana)
A           D   C
Sloshing and koshing (nanananana)
   A            D   C
And if my mother's watching (nanananana)
A*
I didn't do my washing! (Richard!)


Outro:
D        C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D        C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D        C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D
Get, get, get, get
C
Nicked, nicked, nicked, nicked Muuuummm!
D        C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked
D        C
Get nicked Mum, get nicked