Worlds Best Kisser chords by The Doug Anthony All Stars

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E MajorE A augmentedA D MajorD G+G BB E MajorE)

Verse 1:
  G+G      C majorC
I'm wet and I'm moist
  B minorBm      E minorEm
So c'mon let's rejoice
    C majorC                  D MajorD
In the birds, the bees, the fillies and the colts
    A minorAm        D MajorD     G+G
And the fact that we are all young adults
  G+G        C majorC
So lie back on your couch
   B minorBm          E minorEm
After this, there'll be no doubt
    C majorC              D MajorD
I don't care if you're a miss, or a missus
         A minorAm      D MajorD      G+G
You've just been kissed by the world's best kisser

Chorus:
  C majorC  D MajorD          G+G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
        C majorC      D MajorD     G+G
I'll suck your face until I pull your molars out
      C majorC       D MajorD         G+G
A augmentedA tongue so grand, you'll call me more than friend
  C majorC              D MajorD         G+G
One kiss from this, you'll never brush your teeth again

Verse 2:
  G+G      C majorC
Go back to your husband now
B minorBm        E minorEm
Tell him you done broke your vows
C majorC            D MajorD
Stand proud and say, Hey mister
        A minorAm      D MajorD      G+G
I've just been kissed by the world's best kisser

Chorus:
  C majorC  D MajorD          G+G
Ho ho! Sit up straight and pout
        C majorC      D MajorD     G+G
I'll suck your face until I pull your wisdoms out
      C majorC    D MajorD        G+G
A augmentedA tongue so long it really grows and grows
        C majorC      D MajorD       G+G
Put it in your mouth, it'll clean out your nose

Verse 3:
   G+G        C majorC
I've only kissed one girl before
  B minorBm       E minorEm
My grandma, on the kitchen floor
  C majorC               D MajorD
She dribbled and grinned and said, Hey kid
    A minorAm          D MajorD       G+G
You've taught me things your Grandpa never did
  G+G         C majorC
She added there'll be hell to pay
  B minorBm       E minorEm
If Ma found out we went astray
  C majorC            D MajorD
So hurry, boy, go get some sleep
    A minorAm      D MajorD         G+G
You've finally got a skill to teach the sheep

Chorus:
  C majorC  D MajorD          G+G
Ho ho! Calm down and pucker up
   C majorC         D MajorD       G+G
These lips are strong enough to stop a truck
      C majorC    D MajorD       G+G
A augmentedA tongue so long it really packs a punch
       C majorC    D MajorD             G+G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch
       C majorC    D MajorD             G+G
One kiss from this and I'll know what you had for lunch

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