GuitarTabsExplorer icon
GuitarTabsExplorer icon

Log in

Songbook

  • Log in to add and see bookmarks

Last visited songs

    No songs visited yet...

Broad Lic Nic chords by The Doug Anthony All Stars

Chords with lyrics

Tuning: Standard (E A D G B E)

Key: Chord diagramFF

Difficulty: Novice

Broad Lic Nic
Doug Anthony All Stars
https://youtu.be/He5xUT3CjNU

Intro:
Chord diagramFF
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa

Verse 1:
Chord diagramFF            Chord diagramC majorC   Chord diagramFF
It's a Broad Lic Nic
         Chord diagramBb majorBb                 Chord diagramFF
And I'll tell you while I'm able
Chord diagramBb majorBb                 Chord diagramFF
Or I'll smash your skull
                    Chord diagramG minorGm           Chord diagramC majorC
If you'll not drink enough Black Label
Chord diagramFF           Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramFF
It's a hard man's drink
    Chord diagramBb majorBb                  Chord diagramFF
And though the bottle's broken
         Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramFF
Put your money on the table
           Chord diagramC majorC                  Chord diagramFF
Strain the glass through your teeth
Chord diagramFF
So, we grew up lean, mean
Chord diagramBb majorBb                  Chord diagramFF
Kings of the street scene
Chord diagramBb majorBb                 Chord diagramFF
Without a mother's guiding hand
   Chord diagramG minorGm      Chord diagramC majorC
To keep us clean
Chord diagramFF
Down your rum
      Chord diagramBb majorBb              Chord diagramFF
We'll take life as it comes
            Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramFF
And all you blue rinse critics
         Chord diagramC majorC        Chord diagramFF
Lick our literary bum

Verse 2:
           Chord diagramDmDm
I drank my first pure malt
Chord diagramG minorGm
Before I was three
                         Chord diagramDmDm
I smoked a pack of Dutch cigarettes
   Chord diagramC majorC
My pappy left for me
Chord diagramFF
And I romanced a little lass
        Chord diagramBb majorBb          Chord diagramFF
Who was 12 years my elder
       Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramFF
At the age of six I held her
     Chord diagramBb majorBb          Chord diagramFF
That year I also bed her
     Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramFF
So before I was seven
   Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramFF
My first child was born

Verse 3:
  Chord diagramDmDm
I told a pack of filthy lies
         Chord diagramG minorGm
As a politician
Chord diagramG minorGm                Chord diagramDmDm
I heard my own confession as an
Chord diagramC majorC
Act of contrition
        Chord diagramDmDm
I spent ten years as a Trappist monk
     Chord diagramG minorGm           Chord diagramDmDm
In a village in Tibet (Liar!)
      Chord diagramBb majorBb                Chord diagramFF
And I walked up Everest naked
Chord diagramC majorC             Chord diagramFF
Just to win a bet

Interlude:
Chord diagramFF
Whoa, Whoa

Verse 4:
Chord diagramFF
Well, I severed my leg to win a
Chord diagramBb majorBb          Chord diagramFF
One-legged race
Chord diagramBb majorBb               Chord diagramFF
And when I won I stitched it
Chord diagramG minorGm              Chord diagramC majorC
Right back into place
Chord diagramFF
I fought Mohammed Ali
       Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramFF
I've seduced Mata Hari
     Chord diagramBb majorBb          Chord diagramFF
I've even worn a sari
         Chord diagramG minorGm         Chord diagramC majorC
When I impersonated Gandhi
      Chord diagramFF    Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramFF
And I dare any man here
   Chord diagramBb majorBb         Chord diagramFF
To call me a liar
      Chord diagramBb majorBb               Chord diagramFF
But I swear I've seen Ezekiel
  Chord diagramBb majorBb                 Chord diagramFF
I swear I've seen Isaiah
Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramFF            Chord diagramG minorGm        Chord diagramC majorC
Toasting marshmallows in Beelzebub's fire

Verse 5:
Chord diagramFF
And we're mad (Mad!) Bad (Bad!)
Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramFF
Dangerous to know
   Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramFF
We never gave a tinker's cuss
 Chord diagramG minorGm                  Chord diagramC majorC
About the seeds we'd sow
       Chord diagramFF
And we stay up late
    Chord diagramBb majorBb          Chord diagramFF
And never be forlorn (Hey!)
    Chord diagramBb majorBb               Chord diagramFF
And when the morning comes around
      Chord diagramG minorGm                Chord diagramFF
We'll kiss the crack of dawn

Bridge:
   Chord diagramDmDm
We took the wax from Kerouacs
    Chord diagramG minorGm         Chord diagramDmDm
And dusty Dostoevskys
         Chord diagramG minorGm               Chord diagramDmDm
And when all was said and done
          Chord diagramC majorC
Booze was all I had left me
     Chord diagramDmDm
For, all the world's great thinkers
    Chord diagramG minorGm
Are all a load
   Chord diagramDmDm
Of pus

Verse 6:
           Chord diagramBb majorBb            Chord diagramFF
And if you asked how Zarathustra spoke
Chord diagramFF
He spake thus:
Chord diagramFF
Drink! Drink! Drink!
Chord diagramBb majorBb                 Chord diagramFF
Drink until you're drunk
Chord diagramBb majorBb              Chord diagramFF
Drink until you can't stand up
            Chord diagramG minorGm        Chord diagramC majorC
Till you're roly-poly stung
          Chord diagramFF
Till your bladder bursts
         Chord diagramBb majorBb             Chord diagramFF
Till you throw a fit to curse
          Chord diagramBb majorBb                Chord diagramFF
Till they lift you up still comatose
    Chord diagramC majorC               Chord diagramFF
And slam you in the hearse

Interlude:
Chord diagramFF
Whoa, whoa, Whoa,Whoa

Outro:
Chord diagramFF
And we're good (Good!) Bad (Bad!)
Chord diagramBb majorBb      Chord diagramFF
Ugly as sin
   Chord diagramBb majorBb             Chord diagramFF
We mixed up cough syrup
Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC
With our gin
Chord diagramFF
So take your medicine
  Chord diagramBb majorBb               Chord diagramFF
I pray that when I die (Hey!)
            Chord diagramBb majorBb           Chord diagramFF                 Chord diagramC majorC        Chord diagramFF
There'll be someone else around to kiss my arse goodbye
Chord diagramFF           Chord diagramC majorC
Yes I pray, I pray
  Chord diagramFF                Chord diagramC majorC
I pray that when I die
            Chord diagramFF             Chord diagramBb majorBb               Chord diagramFF       Chord diagramC majorC      Chord diagramFF
There'll be someone else around to kiss my arse goodbye

[ Privacy | About us ]

Welcome to the guitar community

Why join and log in?
- Get songbook with favourite songs
- Get custom made front page
- Submit chords and tabs
- Submit guitar-cover videos
- Get a lot of thumbs up for your work

Songbook

Last visited songs

Site
Home
Search
Community
Submit chords
Submit video

Video

No video for this page. Check out how you can submit guitar-cover videos here

Search tabs and chords

Browse by artist

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #


Menu

Search

Video

Bookmark

Login