Chords with lyrics
F Am
The day that I found Twitter was the day I fell in love
F Am
It had so many brilliant thoughts that made me say, "Me, too!"
Bb F
And you had conversations with the people I respect
C C
The best celebrities re-tweeted you
F Am
The first time that I saw your site, my jaw dropped to the floor
F Am
I thought I was the only one who still liked MST
Bb F
You're cooler than anyone in my town or in my state
C C
We were online BFFs and everything was great
Bb F
But then I met you in real life, and now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
C C F
And we can never get back to how it was before
F Am
Your real voice doesn't sound much like your podcast
F Am
And it's clear now you calculate your photo angles well
Bb F
More than that you're awkward, and frankly, you're kind of mean
C C
But through the Internet I couldn't tell
F Am
In real life you don't have any new jokes
F Am
And when you talk about the 'net, it just seems kinda lame
Bb F
In real life you spend most of your time looking at your phone
C C
I mean so do I, but at least I feel some shame
Bb F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
C C F
And we can never get back to how it was before
Bb F
Real Life disappointed me
C F
Like raisins in an oatmeal cookie
Bb F
Like an airplane I thought was a shooting star
C F
Thinking it's a parking spot, but there's a smart car
...
Bb F
Too bad I met you in real life, 'cause now the mystery's gone
C F
And I don't want to have your babies anymore
Bb F
In real life you are just as lame as everybody else
C C F
