Chords with lyrics
Explicit. Though if you found this song, I don't imagine you care.
Intro
C majorC 
FF 
G+G (repeat as desired)
C majorC FF G+G
It was ten-thirty on a summer night, and everyone was having fun
C majorC FF G+G
Except for me, cause all of the fighter spots were gone
C majorC FF G+G
There were four captains in my class and some National Guard dude
C majorC 
G/BG/B 
A minorAm G+G FF C majorC
So it didn?t take a rocket scientist to figure out who got screwed
Chorus
C majorC
And now I?m a FAIP, training every young punk
FF G+G
I?m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C majorC
I?m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
FF G+G
I?m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C majorC
I?m just a FAIP
C majorC FF G+G
When I talk to all my buddies, they tell me all the things they?ve done
C majorC FF G+G
Flyin red flags at nellis, aw damn that sounds like fun
C majorC FF G+G
I listen to all their stories, and all of their close calls
C majorC G/BG/B A minorAm G+G FF C majorC
And the only thing I can counter with is Traffic pattern stalls
C majorC
And now I?m a FAIP, training every young punk
FF G+G
I?m just a FAIP, every day is a kick in the junk
C majorC
I?m just a FAIP, never done anything cool
FF G+G
I?m just a FAIP, trying not to be a tool
C majorC
I?m just a FAIP
Break
C majorC G/BG/B A minorAm
Bridge
A minorAm G+G A minorAm G+G
Yeah but I?ll shed no tears, even though its four fucking years
DmDm A minorAm
But don?t you ever feel bad for me
DmDm 
E minorEm FF G+G
I?ve found a way to channel all my animosity
G+G
And this is what I?m gonna do
C majorC FF G+G FF
I?m gonna hook em all, I?m gonna hook em all
C majorC FF G+G FF
Hook em all, I?m gonna hook em all
FAIP-y Rant
C majorC FF
Well his cloverleaf was better than I could do
G+G FF
but I?m really pissed off so I?ll give him a U
C majorC FF
Yeah whatchu gonna do when life hands you a turd?
G+G FF
That?s why they say FAIP is a four-letter word
C majorC FF
It stands for, ?Fuck, Fuck, Fuckin-A I?m Pissed?
G+G FF
I was aiming for fighters, but now I?m holed up in this
C majorC FF
Yeah here I am flying with this piece of crap
G+G FF
Who couldn?t find his own ass with two hands and a map
C majorC FF
But at least I know it couldn?t get any worse
G+G FF
Cause I know some day our roles will reverse
C majorC FF
Yeah cause when you are an ALO in the African heat
G+G FF
I?ll be laughing at you cause I?m out the door complete
C majorC FF
Mother fucker, bitch, kiss my ass
G+G FF
If you wanna graduate then fucker you gotta pass
C majorC FF
And I am not feeling generous, not one little bit
G+G FF
You complain all you want but I don?t give a shit
C majorC FF
Cause one less punk in the community means
G+G FF
One more slot for all my buddies and me
C majorC FF G+G FF
Hook ?em all, I?m gonna hook ?em all
C majorC FF G+G FF
Hook ?em all, I?m gonna hook ?em all
Outtro
C majorC FF G+G FF
