The Intergalactic Laxative by Donovan

The Intergalactic Laxative chords by Donovan

Guitar chords with lyrics

Intro:
A A A A

Verse 1:
 A
I was impressed like everyone,
      E   A
When man began to fly,
D       A
Out of earthly regions,
  E       A
To planets in the sky.
   D      A
With total media coverage,
  A
We watched the heroes land,
  A
As ceremoniously
   A       E   A
They disturbed the cosmic sand.


Verse 2:
  A
In awe with admiration,
      E   A
We listened to the talk.
   D
Such pride felt they,
   A
Such joy to be
 E        A
Upon the moon to walk.
  D        A
My romantic vision shattered,
    A
When it was explained to me,
A
Spacemen wear old diapers
  A     E    A
In which they shit and pee.


Chorus:
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
         E    A
Will get you from here to there.
D        A
Relieve you and believe me,
  E       A
Without a worry or care.
  D        A
If shitting is your problem,
      A
When you're out there in the stars,
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
   A      E    A
Will get you from here to Mars.

Verse 3:
   A
They don't partake like you and I,
     E   A
Of beefy burger mush.
   D       A
Their food is specially prepared
  E       A
To dissolve into slush.
 D        A
Absorbed by multi-fibers
    A
In the super diaper suit,
A
Otherwise the slush would trickle
A   E    A
Down inside the boot.

Chorus:
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
         E    A
Will get you from here to there.
D        A
Relieve you and believe me,
  E       A
Without a worry or care.
  D        A
If shitting is your problem,
      A
When you're out there in the stars,
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
   A      E    A
Will get you from here to Mars.

Verse 4:
  A
You may well ask now what becomes
     E    A
Of liquid they consume.
 D        A
A pipe is led from penis head
   E      A
To a unit in the room.
  D     A
The water is recirculated,
A
Filtered for re-use.
  A
In case of anti-gravity -
A    E   A
Pee gets on the loose.

Chorus:
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
         E    A
Will get you from here to there.
D        A
Relieve you and believe me,
  E       A
Without a worry or care.
  D        A
If shitting is your problem,
      A
When you're out there in the stars,
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
   A      E    A
Will get you from here to Mars.

Verse 5:
  A
Wherever man has conquered,
    A     E     A
On the quest for frontiers new, da da da da
  D        A
I'm glad he's always had to do
  E       A
The number one and two.
  D        A
It makes it all so ordinary,
A
Just like you and me,
  A
To know the greatest heroes,
   A   E    A
They had to shit and pee.

Outro:
  A
The intergalactic laxative
         E    A
Will get you from here to there,
  D      A
For cosmic constipation
    E        A
There's none that can compare.
  D        A
If shitting is your problem
      A
When you're out there in the stars,
    A
Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
  A
The intergalactic laxative,
  A
The intergalactic laxative,
   A      E    A

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