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Released in the mid 60s and also featuring The Diddymen!
Tabbed from a video so hopefully sounds about right.
The song can be sung without the 'spoken' sections and it still sounds ok (imo).

Verse 1
Chord diagramC majorC
Well it all began in the year of one when Adam was the first man
Chord diagramC majorC                                                      Chord diagramG+G
And a girl called Eve so we believe was said to be his woman
    Chord diagramFF                        Chord diagramC majorC         Chord diagramA minorAm
She led him up the Garden of Eden by a tree
         Chord diagramC majorC                            Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramC majorC
Then she offered him her apple and he cried out suddenly ee ee ee

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt

Chorus
  Chord diagramFF                                Chord diagramC majorC
I feel a proper twazzer without me shirt
     Chord diagramFF                             Chord diagramC majorC           Chord diagramG+G
I've got me tickling-tackle and me nicky-nocky-noo
      Chord diagramFF
But I must confess I feel undressed
     Chord diagramC majorC       Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC
Like this in front of you

SPOKEN
Where's me shirt
I can't find me shirt anywhere It's twenty-five past five
in the Garden of Eden and I can't find me shirt. Fancy
leaving me in a garden with no shirt on like this. Look
at all these creepy-crawly things here. Ooh look there's
a serpent. Go 'way. Go 'way you nasty old serpent. Go on
shoo! Go on shoo.

Verse 2
Chord diagramC majorC
Since the days of old, we've all been told of men like Bonaparte
Chord diagramC majorC                                              Chord diagramG+G
His great retreat and his first defeat was the thing that broke his heart
   Chord diagramFF                             Chord diagramC majorC            Chord diagramA minorAm
He stuck just outside Moscow and then made history
   Chord diagramC majorC                                  Chord diagramG+G                          Chord diagramC majorC
He stuck his hand inside his coat and cried out bitterly ee ee ee

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where'a me shirt

Chorus
  Chord diagramFF                              Chord diagramC majorC
I can't go on like zis wizout my shirt
     Chord diagramFF                         Chord diagramC majorC           Chord diagramG+G
I've had my tickle-tonic on my nicky-nocky-nee
      Chord diagramFF
But I just can't go through all this snow
    Chord diagramC majorC     Chord diagramG+G        Chord diagramC majorC
Without a shirt on me

SPOKEN
Where's me shirt?
Oh sacre blue sacre flippin' blue where's me shirt? By
Jove t'ain't 'alf frosty. Ooh ooh this tent isn't 'alf drafty.
I don't know where the draft's comin' from but I
know where it's goin' to.

Verse 3
Chord diagramC majorC
Back in eighty-one in the mid-day sun in Tombstone one September
Chord diagramC majorC                               Chord diagramG+G
Wyatt Earp was due to go into a gunfight he'd remember
    Chord diagramFF                             Chord diagramC majorC            Chord diagramA minorAm
The Clantons and McLourys started firin' suddenly
       Chord diagramC majorC                                                Chord diagramG+G                         Chord diagramC majorC
As the gunsmoke cleared and the townsfolk cheered Wyatt Earp said quietly ee ee ee

SPOKEN - where's me shirt where's me shirt

Chorus
  Chord diagramFF                             Chord diagramC majorC
I feel a proper twit without me shirt
     Chord diagramFF                              Chord diagramC majorC           Chord diagramG+G
I've lost me ticklin'-tackle and me nicky-nocky-nee
      Chord diagramFF
But I feel a twerp me Wyatt Earp
        Chord diagramC majorC          Chord diagramG+G    Chord diagramC majorC
With my shirt shot offa me

SPOKEN
'Ere where's me shirt?
Where's me gunfightin' shirt? Ooh I say here comes the
Indians. 'Ere you be careful where you're shootin' those arrows.
Where's me shirt? Where's me shirt... I can't find me shirt anywhere.
D'you know I'm sure I had it when I came out.
Where's me shirt?

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